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Where did you get blanket from? I thought they sent him a homeless dude? 
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SoMad wrote: the answer is somewhere in the article
Yes, it is very elusive.  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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SoMad wrote: Why would Microsoft give the kid a free blanket?
Because it was an update. It was a security blanket.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It probably has a hole that will need patching, though...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Because the first blanket is always free. That's how they get you! 
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would you download a car
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Happy 0000011111100010 too!
Jeremy Falcon
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Is a Canadian deer with no name anonymoose?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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plural: anonymice?
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Elk if I know.
(rarely encountered use of the silent "k")
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Sadly, if logical conclusions are to be drawn from recent posts, the Chocolate Moose will soon be extinct 
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If a Canadian horse has a wooden leg, is it a Whinnypeg?
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If a Canadian says he enjoys Moosehead[^] should you buy him a pint or arrest him?
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Depends, is he giving or recieving?
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Eh?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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seems the latest fashion in deep space astronomy is to blame dar matter for anything that's wrong, even to the point of while not knowing what dark matter is they invent new sorts of it.
OIOW: Once upon a time anything unexplained was "God," now it's "dark matter."
Begs the question: how far have we come?
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TBF, it's a hypothesis, nothing more whereas using a god as an explanation is absolute and brooks no further investigation.
Lopatir wrote: Begs the question: how far have we come?
Depends heavily upon whom you choose to speak with.
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LOL.
Saddest fact is is religion still makes more money. (...and is far more economical to run.)
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Lopatir wrote: Saddest fact is is religion still makes more money. (...and is far more economical to run.)
Which reminds of the greatest conman around... Joel Osteen. Here are some "memorable" quotes from smiler...
Quote: When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance.
Quote: You can change your world by changing your words... Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue.
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Unlike in previous decades, no physical record exists these days for much of the digital material we own.
As if any of it is worth keeping.
Latest Article - Code Review - What You Can Learn From a Single Line of Code
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Considering the quality of news generated by all sides of the political spectrum, we should probably destroy it all. I would be very ashamed to let our descendants witness what we considered "news".
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You're assuming that millennials and their kids will be able to read. 
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