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(Garfield doesn't count)
Well, this year I made a resolution similar to last years.
I'm tired of all the diet stuff. I promise to myself that I will eat whatever the heck I want and to gain at least 10 pounds.
... end of day 2: 3 pounds to go.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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As long as we're saying... this year my resolution for 2018 is to be more forgiving.
Btw, you should post before and after pictures. Bonus points for sprouting man boobs. You can do it!
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Bonus points for sprouting man boobs.
Bah! That's easy; I've had manboobs since I was 12 years old. But it took 8 years of taekwondo traniing to turn them from fat to solid muscle. Oh, and about three years for them to return to their previous state after the school closed and I quit practicing. Sic transit gloria mundi. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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After many years of making resolutions that I failed to keep, I got tired of feeling like a loser. In or near 1978, I made a resolution to put more things off. I have faithfully kept that one, and haven't got around to making another since. That's what I call Success! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've got a good one, as the years roll by my resolution is to look younger at the end of 2018 than I did at the start.
Haven't figured out how quite, probably lots of 'Just for Men' and PollyFilla.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Check with Keith Richards.
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Why would Microsoft give the kid a free blanket? 
Perhaps the answer is somewhere in the article, but I did not read it.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Where did you get blanket from? I thought they sent him a homeless dude? 
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SoMad wrote: the answer is somewhere in the article
Yes, it is very elusive.  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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SoMad wrote: Why would Microsoft give the kid a free blanket?
Because it was an update. It was a security blanket.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It probably has a hole that will need patching, though...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Because the first blanket is always free. That's how they get you! 
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would you download a car
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Happy 0000011111100010 too!
Jeremy Falcon
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Is a Canadian deer with no name anonymoose?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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plural: anonymice?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Elk if I know.
(rarely encountered use of the silent "k")
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Sadly, if logical conclusions are to be drawn from recent posts, the Chocolate Moose will soon be extinct 
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If a Canadian horse has a wooden leg, is it a Whinnypeg?
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If a Canadian says he enjoys Moosehead[^] should you buy him a pint or arrest him?
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Depends, is he giving or recieving?
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Eh?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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