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Only seems to work in Firefox or Chrome - and no doubt others too - but not IE....
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Works fine for me with IE11
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Works fine in Edge
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Such incredible beauty. 
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Beautiful !
Makes you wonder how small your presence in this universe !
Also where are the Vulcans in there ? 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Number 5, Pandora's Cluster, is a particularly startling reminder of our insignificance. 'Nearly every object visible in this image is a separate galaxy, each composed of billions of stars'.
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Quote: Makes you wonder how small your presence in this universe !
That is exactly why Carl Sagan worked to have the Voyager 1 camera pointed back at earth for such a perspective[^]. 
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Was the Energiser Bunny charged with battery?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nothing to see here folks. Hop along.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Shocking thought! But, from what I hare, no.
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Only until I ran him down last night.
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Did you use a steamroller, so he's fully flat?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You know if yo put the batteries in backwards it will keep coming and coming...
I know where my coat is, I'll show myself to the door.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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The groans from this pun just keep going, and going, and ...
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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He was very popular with the battery chickens...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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He got into a confrontation with two peanuts - but only one was assaulted.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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He was discharged the next day.
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I found an email open tracker in the CP newsletter containing an article about the widespread use and dangers of email trackers.
The Article:
How Email Open Tracking Quietly Took Over the Web[^]
The Tracker Emebeded in my Email:
<img class="yiv9659186782openTracker" style="min-height:1px;width:1px;display:none;" src="http://apps.developermedia.com/MailoutAds/Redirection/LogMailoutOpen?memberid=7672945&mailoutid=5492"> Does CP use a mailing service for their newsletters? I can't think of any other reason for a tracker to be in my morning newsletter.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I can't think of a reason you would want a morning newsletter.
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It's my source of industry news which is perfect for taking up a small of work 5 days a week 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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That's why you should configure your mail client to display emails in plain-text not HTML.
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I could but there are certain image based adverts that I want to see such as Newegg daily deals...and I am too lazy to try and find the setting for my web based email providers such as Yahoo mail and Gmail.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: adverts [...] I want to see
every day we stray further from god 
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