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Is the urge to eat more fruit just pear pressure?
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No pressure, I just grape them by the pussycat. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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that is just purée nonsense
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Go ahead - anjou yourself and bosc in you laurels. Well, this may comice a surprise to you but some of us like it.
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No that's getting your dock sucked.
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Did your duck get sick lately?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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From the perspective of an anorexic perhaps :P
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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I think I will drupe in on this. In the end, they all get stoned.
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Does that mean that pear programmers are fruity?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yep! Totally bananas!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That made me quince.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Orange you glad these fruit puns exist? The shear number of them is kiwi-ng me. Dragon fruit through the bottom of the pun barrel is plum useless, but gives you apple time to think of more.
Thats what I got, Peach Out y'all.
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Reason I Hate Microsoft Of The Day: I'm tasked with building Windows 10 system images for our new hardware platform. This means using Microsoft's "Windows Assessment and Deployment Kit", which is Windows 10's collection of command line tools for building images. The command lines in question are can be 200 characters long, with option names often 30 characters or more.
That's not my reason to hate Microsoft.
I hate Microsoft today because they can't issue a simple "File not found" message. Nooooo, they issue a dozen or more messages, liberally laced with things like "Error code: 3" and random HRESULT's. I wasted a f***ing hour trying to figure out why a command wouldn't work, when the simple problem was I'd missed a character in a file name.
The Deployment bastards are working hard at taking the Device Driver group's number one slot on my list of developers-first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Microsoft's error messages have always been a pain. I suppose the best solution is to grit my teeth and bear it.
EDIT: (Nice to have a place to vent spleen!)
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Jim_Snyder wrote: Microsoft's error messages have always been a pain.
Not exactly always - .NET handles exceptions quite nicely.
The COM error system, on the other hand, was a very bad joke made in the poorest of taste. A horrible, horrible, horrible thing! Quite possibly, the single worst error handling mechanism ever inflicted on mankind.
And it's still out their lurking in little (and sometimes not so little) corners of Windows - every time I see that dread string "HRESULT", my heart sinks because I see a trainload of grief approaching.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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That's all your (CPians) fault. I'm sure some of those QA questions were from Microsoft. If you (CPians) had helped them more with their Need Code questions, maybe Microsoft would improve.
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Are you kidding? We're not doing that again - last time we got Windows 8!
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Hey man, I'm using Windows 8 (yes, it's possible) right now!
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I'm so terribly sorry. What did you to get that punishment?
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Well, Stackoverflow did Vista...
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That would explain a lot...
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Gary Wheeler wrote: the Device Driver group's number one slot on my list of developers-first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes
What did we ever do to deserve that!
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