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You're just lucky I worked out how to stop spelling MISSISSISSISSISSISSIPPI 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CLIPPY: It looks like you're thinking about what to have for dinner - here's a recipe.
USER: Actually I was cursing the fact that in 2017 Office interop still relies on crappy old COM components, now stop trying to mess up my diet and ask your developers to work on something useful!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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musn't think bad things about microsoft
musn't think bad things about microsoft
musn't think bad things about microsoft
mustn...
.. well that didn't last very long, it's got to be up there with not breathing.
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Jacquers wrote: I guess we can be glad the patents aren't the other way around... to control us.
That's what they made you think.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Jacquers wrote: I guess we can be glad the patents aren't the other way around... to control us.
There is a complete industry built to do just that; it is called "marketing" and "advertisements".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I think my computer already has a pretty good idea what I think of it.
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Quote: This update performs diagnostics on the Windows systems that participate in the Windows Customer Experience Improvement Program. The diagnostics evaluate the compatibility status of the Windows ecosystem, and help Microsoft to ensure application and device compatibility for all updates to Windows. There is no GWX or upgrade functionality contained in this update.
Oh Microsoft, you think I would ever ignore updates from you? 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Who still runs any updates on windows 7.
Stupid is as stupid does.
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What are you even talking about? That update block on Win7 on newer machines? Mine is 6 years old. And if it's not that, I haven't seen anything published like "why you should stop updating your Win7 machine". So why don't you shed your wisdom instead of being a smartass?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I believe you misunderstand the true purpose of the "Lounge". Never expect any useful information or feedback here, unless taking about the CCC. 
There is only one place worse than here and that's the "SoapBox"
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KennethKennedy wrote: unless taking about the CCC
I get what you're saying. But if he hints at me being an idiot I expect some backing-up.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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OK, I'm sure you are not an idiot. 
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It is a hp pavilion p6, bought in 2014. It works like a charm.
I have windows 10. One of the last update that comes with Windows Update brings a black screen after startup - this seems to be a very common problem by hp, a quick Google "hp black screen with mouse" brings ton of results - and of HW-depending answers.
It is more than 2 years old, so no warranty. hp does not support it anymore. I bought it (new) online, so no way to get support from the vendor no-phone-number-and-it-is-so-simple-to-ignore-email-requests.jpg
So now I am stuck. There will be no driver update on hp side to cope with the windows update. I have no trivial way to keep my PC from being updated -> In win 10, you can either deactivate windows updates completely, which is unsafe, or wait for the update to be installed to desinstall them. Which means wait for the black screen occurence to happen, go in safe mode, launch recovery, etc... I know how this will end : I will have to buy a new machine.
In what twisted world are we living ...? 
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Rage wrote: deactivate windows updates completely, which is unsafe
As opposite to safely unable to boot, therefore impossible to attack.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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That's not really a Micro$haft problem - my computer is older than that (or at least the MB and processor are, the Video card and HDD are not what it came with) and has no problem with updated drivers. Two years old? HP's problem - yell at them to make you feel better, and try replacing the video with an "off board" video and new drivers. It may fix your problem and make your computer feel faster. Like me, you probably have a couple of old spares kicking around.
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Isn't a hp pavilion a laptop only?
Is it possible to replace/update the video card in that? Or actually is that possible in most laptops? I have no idea but I always figured one was out of luck on that.
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Have you no soldering iron? Microscope? Access to a pick and place machine?
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jschell wrote: Isn't a hp pavilion a laptop only?
No. Just had a look at the Wife's Desktop, HP Pavilion running an AMD A10, circa 2013/14.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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OriginalGriff wrote: Two years old? HP's problem
That's not so far fetched - I had the same problems in 2006 and WinXP. HP in my opinion builds very cheap computers with high revenues. I won't buy HP anymore after a couple of unpleasant experiences with them.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: HP in my opinion builds very cheap computers with high revenues.
This. Just this.
This space for rent
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Over the past 10 years, I've had 4 HP laptops at home. Other than a cracked screen on the oldest (sustained when I accidentally dropped my computer bag on the train platform), I've had no problems with any of them.
In fairness, I always perform a major upgrade of the O/S (e.g. WinXP to Win7 to Win10) by performing a clean install.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: I won't buy HP anymore after a couple of unpleasant experiences with them.
I have had the same issues. I have a AlienWare 2014 Aurora R4 that I just spent ~$1000 USD to repair over the past 6 months. Not good enough with a soldering iron myself and the graphics card was an NVidea 1070 with 'normal' connectors.
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's not really a Micro$haft problem
I never blamed them for it.
OriginalGriff wrote: HP's problem
I know, but they do not care.
OriginalGriff wrote: try replacing the video with an "off board" video and new drivers
I think I'll do this. I have spare one from 2002 (Yes, my older regurlarly-improved computer lasted from 2002 to 2015), so I might buy a new one. Plus my son turned 10, and that's an age for starting playing high-demanding 3D games, so...
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This[^] will get rid of your hardware compatibility problems.
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