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I wonder how blood sells on the market these days...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I aorta've seen that joke coming.
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Bloody hell!
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh! 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Yes, if you allow for minor factors.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is a pessimist's blood type B-Negative?
And an optimist's is A-Positive? 
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I'd have offered some sanguine remarks in the same vein . . . but you've a clot of other comments, already.
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Ey Griff! Your thoughts are really bleeding edge!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is a pessimist's blood type B-Negative?
Is a person's who never gets laid blood type O-Negative?
Jeremy Falcon
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Yes but if you just B positive there is still a chance it can happen.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Airlander
Well they got that name right.
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"a huge deflated lump"
So they've met him then.
This space for rent
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veni bibi saltavi
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"But after the collapse, it said: "We are testing a brand new type of aircraft and incidents of this nature can occur during this phase of development." "
Hmmm...I kind of think that testing of most airplanes and other vehicles do not run into failures while they are parked.
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Insiders have hinted that a mysterious man, only identified as 'Bean Counter', was supposed to be manning the bicycle pump, but had popped out for a fag...
veni bibi saltavi
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"the aircraft appeared to have broken its moorings, triggering a safety system which deflates it."
"Thrown about by the wind,"
So it actually did what it was supposed to do, deflate when the wind rips it off its moorings.
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Project is backed in part by Bruce Dickinson, don't see any indication that he left the company.
Fortunately for the world of music, he is a better airplane pilot.
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Flying arse lets rip?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Dear Mr. Firefox,
thanks to Mickeysoft I am not much of a fan of being terrorized until I finally say yes to an update. I am also not a fan of reading your propaganda about what great features we now have. ANd your mickeysoftish way of moving around or crippling those features I did care about is also annoying.
The only reason that I did not uninstall the browser immediately is that most alternatives are from Google, Apple or 'I also wannabe like Google and Apple' Mickeysoft.
The chicken is not amused[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Not so important, but it does on my freshly (and involuntarily) updated Firefox.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Have you tried the Vivaldi browser? (From the Opera team). Dunno yet if I like it but it looks promising.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Let's give it a try then.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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... that my printer talks to me!
I'm printing a birthday card for a friend, and in "best photo" quality on "matt paper" it sits there printing and repeating, over and over:
Calm down.
Calm down.
Calm down.
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Clearly it realises it should have taken the 255gsm card not the 100gsm paper behind it.
Every now and then it slows, and goes "calm...down...calm....down..." 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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