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Wouldn't it be cheaper to put it on Mars?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But that won't bring me as much almond joy.
/ravi
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Well at least choose a different Galaxy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How about something closer to home then, like 5th Avenue?
/ravi
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Nah, Mr.Goodbar lives there and he wouldn't care for that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Snicker. Snicker. 
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It's eitherOriginalGriff wrote: That way
Or the Milky Way
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Any way... how do you have Daim to post all these sweet puns?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Replacing them with mint chocolates would have many Bendicks, especially After Eight.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh Henry! 
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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I knew a girl who did that, but I Hershey stopped.
(Milk that for all it's worth, unless you prefer the Dark side)
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These puns are getting a bit too far. Lind't it?
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Silly wabbit, twix are fow kids!
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You know, if you'd be a sweet tart[^] and turn Twix[^] instead of posting these puns, you might get more than a snicker[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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Smarty pants
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Hey Guys,
Just the other day I was travelling in the subway and had the urge to check out CP, and I wondered how nice it would be if we had a mobile app for CP.
Are there any plans in the near future?
Thanks.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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FTFY:
GKP1992 wrote: Just the other day I was travelling in the subway submarine and had the urge to check out CP, and I wondered how nice it would be if we had a mobile nautical app for CP.
I guess you will need some nice features for navigation. 
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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What's wrong with the trimmed-to-mobile site? I use it all the time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Browse to Cp on a mobile device, the user agent info tells CP and it switches to the Mobile layout.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I assume that is the same for the iPad, as the display is subtly different in places.
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Myself I can't really see posting or responding to anything via a pad. Much less a phone.
I need a keyboard. And often multiple views for reference.
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For the keyboard part: Why not use a keyboard, then?
My fingers are much to big for that touchscreen keyboard, so I got myself a medium-sized bluetooth keyboard (roughly 12 by 25 cm, thinner than my smartphone) - it works perfectly. I did not shop around to find the cheapest one, so it cost me something like 35 Euros, brand name: Sandstrøm. But it is a robust one, built on a sturdy aluminum plate, and the keys have a nice touch. I can type almost as fast as on a full-size keyboard.
Of course it won't fit in your pocket. But if you, like me, usually carry a bag around, the keyboard slip in nicely, thinner than a book and smaller than a (paper) note pad.
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Member 7989122 wrote: For the keyboard part: Why not use a keyboard, then?
I have considered that and even looked into it. But at some point if one keeps adding to a pad then it becomes a laptop.
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Visit CP on your mobile...
(This message was sent from my Samsung Galaxy 3 mini)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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