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Same here, immediate chuckling after reading 
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I think I am starting to see the humor in this as well...wait...no. Too soon. 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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One question, one comment.
Q) What was on the SIM card that required retrieval?
C) You need a life.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: Q) What was on the SIM card that required retrieval?
Not really sure. It is my wife's phone. I had taken the SIM card out because I was replacing the broken screen on her phone.
charlieg wrote: C) You need a life.
I have heard about those, but I have a wife, two dogs and a fairly busy job, so that is where most of my time goes.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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So... when she calls, will you say, "Oh crap.. I have to take this call"
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Not necessary. I have already set up fart noises for her ring tone 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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How did you know which dog to follow?
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Well, I didn't know for sure, but with about 95% confidence.
1) One of them is quite picky about what he eats and will spit stuff out if he doesn't like it. The other one will eat anything you put in front of him.
2) The next morning I found signs that one of them had been vomiting during the night, which is a sure sign that he ate something that he wanted to get out again. A quick smell test around the mouth of both dogs pointed to the usual suspect.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I have that shirt as well. When you said "the wife's sim card", it all became very clear.
Does she know the extent to which you have gone to recover the sim card? Now, it could be that you have these kinds of dogs: Chihuahua[^] in whihc case not too impressive.
In the other hand, you might have two of these:Newfoundland[^] in which case, I salute you sir. I hope she was worth the effort.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: Does she know the extent to which you have gone to recover the sim card?
Oh, she knows. And she told her mom. This one goes into the bank and will be pulled out sometime in the future when I really screw up. 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Ahem...I believe I am due proper credit for answering this question correctly before the results came in (or in this case, out): my answer in The Lounge[^]
I'm expecting my official no-prize to be delivered via drone at any moment.
modified 23-Aug-17 20:03pm.
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You are correct (again). I will mix up a fresh batch of homemade chocolate and ship it to you - it doesn't quite smell like chocolate since I am still learning, but it's good. Believe me. 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Drop it on me with the drone and all is good. 
And I do expect multiple postings around CP that simply say,
"Raddevus was right! He was so right and so smart. Raddevus was absolutely right!"
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Might as well bake a chocolate pie while you are at it. a la "The Help"
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Man, I tell you that sim card has been through a lot of sh*t. Dog sh*t, to be precise.
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And that's just what I have shared here in our intimate circle of friends. Imagine what you don't know. 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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That sent a chill down my spine. 
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Shades of Cheech and Chong's up in smoke?
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I take it that they didn't use an old 1990's SIM card?
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Dude! That is a big SIM card. It looks like the phone was designed around the SIM card 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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My first GSM phone back in '96 had this kind of SIM - Nokia 1610
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Next question should be...
"What about my cat... hmmm?"
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Laughing with you or at you?
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"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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ROTFL! This one has been on my mind and I have been unable to sleep for weeks! Thanks for answering one of the eternal questions of technology! This one MUST go "viral"!
If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur! - Red Adair
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