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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I was venting my frustration. 
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I hardly think so. Your face is all red.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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It's the only emoji that screams frustration! (unless you know different...)
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You're welcome!
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Covfefe
This space for rent
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Oh, yes please. Two sugars.
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If at first you don't succeed covfefe 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Gesundheit!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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From android core
public List<ResolveInfo> queryBroadcastReceivers(Intent intent,
@ResolveInfoFlags int flags, @UserIdInt int userId) {
Log.w(TAG, "STAHP USING HIDDEN APIS KTHX");
return queryBroadcastReceiversAsUser(intent, flags, userId);
}
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Dates.
A date is represented as either a floating point value or "datetime". So far so good.
I set the date to 0, and the resulting datetime representation was null. Hmmmm.
I set it to 1, and the datetime was 31 Dec 1899. Well, okay... I guess.
The real adventure starts when you try to find the absolute max datetime that can be represented. There is no documentation that I could find that says what this value is, and I think I know why.
That value is 313740917827896, or 31 Dec 4294967295.
If you add 1 to the numeric value, the represented datetime becomes 01 Jan 0000.
If you continue adding, you can go all the way to 313740918558381, which gives you a datetime of 31 Dec 1999.
If you add 1 to that value, it finally overflows into something that evidently cannot be interpreted as a date.
If you really want a laugh, I changed that absolute max value to a negative number, and I got a datetime of 4294967292 Jan 1900. Yes, that first number is the DAY. Curiously, it's almost the same value as the max possible year (before it wraps around).
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 31-May-17 14:45pm.
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January 1900 was clearly a very long month.
Where were you on 42884th Jan 1900?
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So I was texting this cute girl when she asked me "What's your perfect date?"
I said "dd-MM-yyyy, anything else is just confusing."
She never texted back 
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She probably was used to MM/dd/yyyy and didn't want to confuse you even more 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Seems like I've dodged a bullet then!
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All of you are wrong, yyyy-mm-dd is objectively the best format.
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No it's not, why start with a number that only changes once in a millenium?
The least you could do is stick that somewhere in the middle!
Start with the day, however, and you'll probably never have to read past the first two digits
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I don't understand why you're so in love with numbers. Nothing beats localized text so better to use "dddd d MMMM yy". It's just so readable and drops the unnecessary century. We're all at the same millennia here, right?
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Great idea, that is now the default format in all my applications
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Sander Rossel wrote: No it's not, why start with a number that only changes once in a millenium?
Because its sortable as text. That's basically the whole point with making it THE standard. ISO 8601 - Wikipedia[^]
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Real men sort on substrings! 
And the really very manly men sort Wendelius' format 
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That format is the most sortable.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It also conforms to ISO 8601.
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