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Did you sabotage this console[^] or this one?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Did you sabotage this console[^] or this one?[^]
Both. & This[^] 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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megaadam wrote: YOU are fired!
thanks for keeping the 140 character limit.
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If i fire you both i am faster 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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One should program slower so that one can write faster programs in shorter time ...
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Should write faster programs faster.
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megaadam wrote: Should write faster programs or write programs faster?
Huh? "Write"? Who writes programs these days?
Jus cut and paste from CP/SO - faster then do yourself
If can't find codez or cannot work post request in as many forums as possible.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Some C code on this topic:
int main()
{
return 1;
}
This is the fastest program you can ever program, and you'll never be able to program anything faster.
PS: The fast majority of the people aren't slow.
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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megaadam wrote: Should write faster programs or write programs faster?
Whatever you do, you should be doing more with less.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Sometimes it is less with more ... I've seen that
Regards,
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Marc Clifton wrote: Whatever you do, you should be doing more with less
an that's why microsoft remove (or if too hard just break) features from each subsequent os release,
and give new pc users a screen designed for a tiny mobile phone
Sin tack
the any key okay
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A straight forward one to ease into the weekend
Darts behind the line between two haze for a job (10)
modified 19-May-17 7:06am.
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Since no-one else seems interested...
Is it OCCUPATION?
OC from OCHE - the line in Darts, but I don't get the rest?
I'm kinda hoping it isn't!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No, but the oche part is correct..
As a hint think more of an actual occupation.
It's near my bedtime so may not be able to respond soon 
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Biochemist
Darts behind the line - oche (thanks Griff)
Between two - Bi
and haze - mist
Andy B
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Well done. You're up monday
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You're welcome - I got it about three minutes behind you! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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xkcd: Doctor Visit[^] - thanks Randall!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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bread and bacon in your case?
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I've pondered this conundrum on many occasions. It's truly astonishing any of us wake up on a daily basis. Especially given modern standards of living such as high blood pressure, high fat, low exercise, poor diet in general, bad posture/under-developed musculature, dehydration, smoking, drinking, drug use, etc etc. You'd think at some point the organisms that make up our body would eventually just say "elephant you" and go about their own business since in many (most?) ways you are simply a guest in your own body.
All that comprises your self-identity is a small, insignificant portion of your cells residing in an unnecessary part of your brain. Everything else is mostly autonomous and continues functioning even in the event of higher brain function death.
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2nd semi veers off I-69 in a week | WANE[^]
WTF? Two within a week?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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So what?
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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That's nothing.. we've had these^ every day this week! 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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