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Majesty
Joke - jest
Month - may
Jest in may = majesty
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So you are up tomorrow!
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The quotes around In threw me
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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That's what they were there for! 
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Still don't really get it  If it was ; Joke in this month for royal leader it would make more sense but hey ho
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Must be a slow day, if I can figure it out first
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Or you are better at this than you thought!
Well done 
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But for those who look to catch up with cloud terminologies.
been comparing storage prices on cloud, wondering what the heck would be these 'temperature' based schemes.
Object storage -
Got a file that you need to put in the cloud? Object storage is the service for you. Again, the cloud providers have different types of storage, classified by how often the customer expects to access it.
“Hot” storage is data that needs to be almost instantaneously accessible.
“Cool” storage is accessed more infrequently,
& "Cold" storage is archival material that is rarely accessed. The colder the storage, the less expensive it is.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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"Mild" storage is storage that is mildly interesting.
"Super hot" storage are pict... hmmm.. nevermind, this definition has not to be disclosed.
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Rage wrote: "Super hot" storage are pict... hmmm
They are talking TBs, so definitely HD VIDEOs
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Of cats, obviously.
Here pussy, pussy, pussy ....
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OriginalGriff wrote: Of cats, obviously.
It depends.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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And/or roosters and donkeys.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I remember when they called it Online, Nearline and Offline.
And it meant, SCSI, SATA, backup robot. I suspect it's a similar setup today.
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Yup they go round trying to give proper names & finally settle for one good dumb set of names.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Because the aiming group, purchasers and managers, aren't technically adept.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: aren't technically adept
Nor in anything else other than producing lots of hot air.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The aiming groups should be properly trained...
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Well, they're targeting people who are daft enough to pay them a fee every month for storage that costs next to nothing, if it's sitting on the desk, so they have to use terms appropriate to that audience.
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This is actually normal terminology on the security side of the house.
As part of the targeted audience it makes perfect sense to me, since data integrity is a "branch" of security.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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God bless the $%#&@%$ &%$#*@# at microsoft!
We've had office 365 for weeks and weeks. This is my first excursion into it, and what do I get?
All I wanted to do was create a cross-reference, but what do I see?[^]
WTF am I cross-referring to, and what kind of cross-reference am I making?!?
They never fix any bugs, they add unusable cr@p that no-one wants, and they break things that worked perfectly well!
For God's sake, linux wallahs, get your fingers out!
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NT, because I have to use screenshots, occasionally, and all this rounded corner and transparent sh1t makes screenshots look like sh1t.
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Nothing wrong with going on old school, too much of today's crap is way over bloated to allow people who shouldn't be on computers to not feel stupid
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MadMyche wrote: Nothing wrong with going on old school,
Bokay... but I still like to run operating systems from the current century.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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