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Is it good to press F5 because it's so refreshing?
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We really need a :groan: smiley.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Is there no ESC ? No Pause/Break . . . or will you simply INSERT another SHIFTy remark?
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Good idea, get Coke-Cola to sponsor the F5 key, that way all keyboards will be free!
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F1! They're getting worse!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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How about ctrl + F5? Guarantee refreshing !!
Bryian Tan
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I dunno if F5 makes me less keybored 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You need F1!
Marc
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We all need to Shift+F11 of this thread.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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ALT-F4. Repeatedly. Here's the coat 
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I must press F9 (recalc) to understand it 
Press F1 for help or google it.
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Why do they ask us to tick a box, or type in a couple of words - both jobs that a computer can do pretty easily?
To prove we aren't robots, what we should have to do is harm a human being, or through inaction allow a human being to come to harm.
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Some sort of "log me in, or I'm gonna come over and kick your ass" clause...?
I think I like it.
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OriginalGriff wrote: harm a human being, or through inaction allow a human being to come to harm
When all sites treat us as criminals, only criminals will use browsers.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The simple tick a box one is because they are apparently tracking the mouse motion prior to the tick, 'robots' can't do human mouse movement very well and tend to go straight.
Although, this one does it quite well, if a bit slow and noisily!
Robot beats "I am not a Robot" Captcha - YouTube
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That'll work well on tablets (both Android/iPad and Graphic)!
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Huh. Makes me wonder if my mouse movements are too precise compared to the cluster elephant that precise and accurate control on a fondlepad is, or if their scripts are confused by my multi-screen setup. I don't think I've ever gotten that one without being given an image analysis task (eg find the storefronts or street signs) that I assume is being used to generate training data for their machine learning program.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
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With your new glasses you must have found that CAPCHAS were becoming totally unreadable?
I certainly did.
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No, the new ones are great in that regard - for the first time in years I can read the date window on my watch!
The only problems are driving, because the "normal vision" sweet spot is pretty high and small, but I'm adapting pretty well; and a lack of peripheral vision that I didn't realize I used a lot.
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OriginalGriff wrote: through inaction allow a human being to come to harm
Technically we are doing that by logging into xyz system rather than scouring the streets looking for people to save from being hit by a car (or whatever disaster you prefer to insert). 
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"Please prove you are not a bot by smacking me in the mouth"?
With some sites, I could go for that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Solved via the "Lazy Programmer Algorithm".
Now, who's going to get me a coffee?
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Depends. Which track are you tied too?
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