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You didn't get the memo[^]?
/ravi
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Keep an eye on the Hoax Slayer site.
Ger
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Assuming you opened the mailinator spam Google Doc link, and gave it access:
In addition to changing your password, consider:Quote:
go to https://myaccount.google.com/permissions and see if "Google Doc" is listed as one of the apps that has access to your Google account.
If so, that's the fake one — the real Google Doc shouldn't appear on this page. Select the fake Google Doc and click the blue "REMOVE" button.
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«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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C-P-User-3 wrote: I don't know how much damage I allowed them to do.
Did you just click on a link, or did you confirm a dialog?
If you opened a document containing macros or executed an attachment, your system should be considered compromised and wiped.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Burn down your house, leaving all your belongings inside, buy a tent (using cash, non-sequential numbers), and go to live in the deepest, darkest woods for three years, at the very least.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You forgot the part about plowing the plot under with salt, toxic chemical wastes, and highly radioactive materials. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ack!
I always forget steps of processes I don't follow every week.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you opened a VBA-enabled document, you likely have netcat, meterpreter, or another command interface installed on your system. Assume you have a root-kit installed and will need to completely frag that HD if you ever want to use it again.
If it was just a web page it'll just be an exercise in changing web passwords.
Have fun with that.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Are JCBs really weapons of mass construction?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That might be somewhat regional, not sure everyone will dig it.
(really hope they don't guess java code blocks)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Those who don't dig it can always Google for concrete answers...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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On my way to Google now, the tension is building up...
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Serious reply here.
As a kid my grandfather gave me a JCB baseball cap, I wore that thing out but never knew what JCB stood for. He was a truck driver and farmer in rural northern Alabama so who knows how he got the cap. Thanks for bubbling up those memories Griff.
Hats off to you.
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Soooooo regional.
That's really trucked up.
(next you'll be mentioning the difference between using a Back-how, viz-a-viz, doggy st . . . )
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Regional? They sell in 150 countries worldwide, and have a global turnover of over 3 billion dollars. They also manufacture in the US, as well as Europe, Australia, China, India, ... 
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JCB - Wiktionary[^]
It is a regional thing to refer to the machine by its brand. As you can see from the first entry, some regions might be rather confused about the idea.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Hey, Brutha, you ain't happy wid da service, just send back da ho,
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, but the machines that his company manufacturers might be.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I dig what you're saying, Man.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Named by wimpy j wellington[^] no doubt.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is Le Pen going to write a new chapter in history?
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Or just send up le plume of smoke signals?
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