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Maybe OriginalGriff should change the title of his messages to Original Thought of the Day. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OG:
- Original Gem
- Original Grumble
- Original Grey-Matter-Burp
- Original Get-Your-Own-Subject-Line
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Johnny J. wrote: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? 
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads:
For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day
For military word-play: Fort of the Day
For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day
For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day
... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day
For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day
For those who love tennis: Court of the Day
... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day
I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Aaaand - one for Peejay
Coat of the Day!
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Good one!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And for those on holiday - Coast of the day (or Côte du jour)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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For Slavic gods: Chort of the Day
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For decision makers: Thwart of the Day
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This whole thread should be renamed Fought of the Day
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Or, post it as "My Thought of Today".
This way, each person can have his or her thought of the day posted.
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Johnny J. wrote: So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now?
And don't forget Johnny.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's fine, but if they don't do it EVERY DAY, they should be pilloried.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is surgery on the brain skulduggery?
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That's a bit marrow minded of you, is it not?
If you wish tibia punster, expect to be ribbed in later posts.
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When you give a Timex to the Leader of the Navajo Nation, does that make him Chief of the Watch?
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If you give it to him very late in the evening, will he take the night watch? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi All,
Doing my daily trawl of applications I found Jobsite was/is some how linked to the Daily Mail(?) as when I applied using my standard login I was taken to the Daily Fails recruiment page and made to fill in my details again...Anyone else know of this...or was the Mexican Salad I had yesterday too blame...
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: I was taken to the Daily Fails recruiment page and made to fill in my details again
Hmm.
I can't help but wonder how I would have reacted to that.
I'm pretty sure that "yourselves" and "go" would have been two of the three words.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: ...or was the Mexican Salad I had yesterday too blame
Did it have green card...amom?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I was in LinkedIn pub having bitter Beer.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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Stephen Gonzalez wrote: having bitter Beer
Just "having a bitter".
It's like the word "science": anything with that word in it isn't a science.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's like the word "science": anything with that word in it isn't a science.
Wow, I knew astrology was for real!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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