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Thou speaketh with honour worthy of a paladin!
Yet I should say this is no play to me.
I doth take CP very serious and those nay-sayers who say otherwise will meet the end of my trusted sword (+5 to sysadmins) 
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Sander Rossel wrote: meet the end of my trusted sword
Only if they don't botch the save against breath weapon. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I trust that you mean the pointy end
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sysadmins are wise high level monks and their wisdom adds to their AC. And they can become ethereal at will, so... I wouldn't use that sword.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Apparently I'm as wonderful and amazing on here as I am in real life. Go figure 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Yep. I was welcomed here by a John Wayne imitator. All that followed were much easier to live with.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nothing much. UFOs landed on the White House lawn, we welcomed our Robot Overlords, and DD left.
Oh, and Donald Trump was elected President of the US.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Dalek Dave was a nob with issues, someone else said that we all are to someone - yes, but that doesn't make it any less annoying! Him and his sycophants were the main reason for me not hanging around here so much in the last few years too - pity CP doesn't have a 'block' facility like FB to filter out that kind of stuff, it gets kind of tedious sometime trawling through the crap to find something interesting here but these days if things get too dull or annoying I can always resort to doing some work!! 
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Caslen wrote: pity CP doesn't have a 'block' facility like FB
It does viz The Soapbox Discussion Boards[^]
Not everyone is smart enough to know when it's use is appropriate.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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You must be confused, DD was one of our more entertaining members. But if one person's comments can make you leave the forum then perhaps the internet is not the place for you.
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I guess watching a drunkard spout hate speech could be considered entertaining.
There is no failure only feedback
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Welcome back Mr Cardinal.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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pwasser wrote: You mean like here? SBS On Demand: The Young Pope - Trailer - YouTube[^] .
No. I happen to remember him and that is his Surname.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Thanks Mr. Martin! 
There is no failure only feedback
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The Lounge is now the place to bash products and hate on companies and also post links to comics. That sums up most of it. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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raddevus wrote: I try to post about things that amaze me or great books I've recently read or am reading.
 That would add to the quality of the Lounge.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yeah, it all went downhill since the MQOTD stopped... 
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I was thinking the same thing. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I find "more than one poster" to the lounge less pleasant than burning butt-hair.
So what?
If you let others decide how to live your life by inducing you to avoid where you want be to be simply for their sake - well - perhaps hiding in a safe place watching Mr. Roger's Neighborhood[^] reruns is the place to be whilst awaiting that meeting with eternity.
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Is anyone else thinking that Member 96 might in fact be a sock puppet account for DD himself?
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you can tell I'm not DD because I haven't said anything drunken and or racist yet; I was a member here almost from inception and pleased to see my account still works. not sure where my name went in the intervening years but 96 is a nice enough one!
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