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Methinks you copy pasted that from a humor website.
/ravi
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Things go better with coke?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cyano-acrylimoniously, no.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's super! (glue)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Still stuck on one-liners, I see.
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Forty years ago we all made fun of teacher saying he sniffed glue; same with magic markers.
Now they sell scented glue and markers.
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Hi All,
Need some advice, I have found I appear to have a "trojan" or something that can't be found via Security Essentials, AVG or Avast... it appears to try to run an exe called collectit2. What, Why & Any ideas where it came from! I first thought it was AVG being over active did a reinstall of DevC++ and ran all AV stuff I could think of. I then tested Dev C++ powered of machine and went to sleep. Woke up all is well, then it stops working and now Visual Studio has copped out as well! 
Hmm googling has revealed it appears to be something to do with some of the Embedded stuff I have installed...
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What do you have to say to this?[^] Does it look familiar?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Doesn't look familiar to me - did you mean to reply to Glenn?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ooops, sorry. I will go and clean my glasses. 
This is some obscure game called collectit2, just like he posted. No way such a thing could mean trouble.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was running a thing call Win Thruster, that has finished now I am downloading Sophos tool...
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no clues in the regedit?
otherwise got to get down and dirty: process explorer...
replace the exe with an infinite sleep(10000) loop & use pe to see what/who's calling it
or even check out if the parent process info available in your replacement exe.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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01:40 here, so too knackered to go get links. Goto BleepingComputer.com - News, Reviews, and Technical Support[^] Downloads and about Page 7 get TDSSKiller, JRT (Junkware Removal Tool) and AdwCleaner. Run them in that order and kill anything they find.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's always a pleasure to give your boss some sense for reality back. That keeps him grounded and he always appreciates[^] it.
It's not like something like this ever happened to me.
Edit: Rodney really ist honest today...[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 11-Apr-17 8:57am.
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Forgetful drunk men in largest landmass (7)
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Forgetful
drunk men MNE
in largest landmass A SIA
AMNESIA
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Your turn tomorrow. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Amensia?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Correct but a little late.
Guess that's a typo.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
modified 11-Apr-17 6:41am.
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Amensia? Really?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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 Overlooked.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Yeah It was ..just in a hurry to type the solution.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Can anyone explain in layman terms what does "double down" means when news says " XYZ has doubled down from the last allegation he made"?
I assume that it means backing down or recalling the earlier statement or rhetoric ?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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