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So they don't have UPSs and power conditioners in Canada?
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Yes we do - two of them - and one failed.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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If I told you a butter joke, would you spread it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If I told you a bitter one, would you drink it?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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what made you churn that one out?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I can't believe it's not a butter joke!!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Ghee. I'm not sure that quip curd get us out of the jam we're in.
| Ravings en masse^ |
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm margarinly offended by that pun.
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Hi All,
In my current mode I'm looking to get back into C++, an area which I was never much good at to start with does CP & Bob still have a C++ board where I can ask numpty questions or has that one followed VB6 through the door of shame...
Glenn
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Dang didn't see that... Face+Palm 
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not sharp enough for you?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I was lost in something else...
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You've really got to start going home more. The time spent in your favourite abode is starting to addle your brain.
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My brain was addled before coming in...
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For some self-serve Q&A, I give you the MSDN of C++.
If MSDN was good at documentation.
cppreference.com[^]
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cppreference.com is/was a goto for me! 
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This[^] reminded me of how fond of puns some people are here.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ive literally just returned from the best chippie in town
its a great plaice (sorry)
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That's an old one.
I think I read it in Readers' Digest in the 70s.
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Then you must be a real pundit.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A word abbot that comment: be careful!
Fools rush in where brave men fear to tread.
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I try not to puntificate on puns.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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