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I'll ask google for his phone number -- and home address, credit-card number, mother's maiden name, etc.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Years ago the place I was at wrote a firewall application. We got lots of calls from welders asking for more information.
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I think I'm beginning to see why so many IT companies make up stupid names for things...
Mind you, I wonder how many greengrocers called apple.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I used to work for a data visualization company that allowed enterprise clients to easily build dashboards. We received our share of calls from muscle car restoration shops. 
/ravi
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Okay, you copied that from somewhere, yes? Or do you claim original credit? Either way, pretty funny.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Um, accusing me of plagiarism is tantamount to begging for your bones to be broken. I make it very clear when I'm quoting.
I'm a professional writer, on top of everything else that I fit into each year. As a professional coder, how would you react to people saying you'd stolen other people's code?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I clearly did not put the joke line in there big enough...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Well, it says Porter Cable on the front... So I assume you just jam it in the big red emblem between the two words?
If you have issues, just use a second router equipped with a plunge-cut bit to make the hole big enough. 
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OK, granted, the specs on the computer at work suck:
8GB RAM
i5-2500 CPU at 3.30Ghz
Probably a 5400 RPM hard drive that's always thrashing.
(and I seem to be one of the lucky ones with 8GB RAM!!!)
However:
- It takes for flipping ever (a good 30 seconds) for Visual Studio to launch the website as it interfaces through IIS and loads a hundred System.Microsoft.sh*t assemblies.
- If I try to debug, it's about a 60 second wait time, a message frequently pops up that something can't start, it tries to integrate debugging with Chrome (for elephants sake, I'm trying to debug the server-side C# code, not the Javascript, I'll use the console window in Chrome for that, thank you very elephanting much, I don't need or want integrated Javascript client debugging in the IDE)
- If #2 happens, I have to reset the URL to localhost:[someport]
- Now remember, I'm running this stuff as localhost, so everything is elaphanting LOCAL. Yet it takes a good 10 seconds to load a "hello world" page.
The time delays are what gets me the most. So many elephanting sub-systems seem to be involved.
Conversely, the web sites that I write don't use ASP.NET, Razor, or any of that garbage. The server launches instantly, the web pages come up instantly, and I'm a happy camper debugging server side code in the VS and client-side code in Chrome.
My experience with Microsoft's high-level technologies for web development makes me  Sadly, I have to use this pile of stinking dung for a simple project at work.
And as I said above, the crap machine they give you here at work is probably in large part responsible for my experience.
Marc
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I have the very same but with 2 GB of RAM.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I am rewarded by my company with a similar setup though at least I have a 256GB SSD drive which helps. I have also started using VS2017 which has a lightweight solution load option. It's a bit dumb but does help a tad.
What irks is that my own machine is far better specified than this but they won't let me use it.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: What irks is that my own machine is far better specified than this but they won't let me use it.
Indeed, my laptop is better performing. SSD's, 16GB ram, 8 core processor...
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: though at least I have a 256GB SSD drive which helps
I agree. I think that is probably the most important feature of all in speed with Windows and Visual Studio especially. I just upgraded to an SSD from an HDD at home and the change has been extremely dramatic. Also, at work we all have SSDs and it makes everything far better.
A lot of software is I/O killer -- especially VStudio.
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I agree as well. Simply replacing the HDD with an SSD on my personal laptop literally made a world of difference. Also, much less expensive than replacing an otherwise very good laptop with a very expensive top of the line laptop.
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Have you played with the new ASP.NET Core stuff?
Marc Clifton wrote: Conversely, the web sites that I write don't use ASP.NET, Razor, or any of that garbage
What are you currently using?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Have you played with the new ASP.NET Core stuff?
No, but I actually want to. I imagine it's a lot lighter weight, given that IIS doesn't exist (and hopefully never will) on Linux boxes.
Chris Maunder wrote: What are you currently using?
I wrote my own HTTP/S server from core .NET classes (not "Core" stuff), use a "semantic" multithreading router, and rely heavily on Newtonsoft.Json. The rest is jQuery, Bootstrap, and maybe a wee bit of Knockout (I really have little use for MVVM models, actually, as crazy as that sounds) and lots of Ajax for a nice responsive UI experience, wrapped in some client-side libraries I put together to make life easier (less typing) and my UI poison of choice is jqWidgets (which is actually quite cool.)
No Angular. No Backbone. No React.
It's amazing how much can get done when you don't add several framework layers between point A (give me the value of this control) to point B (send it to the server.)
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: I wrote my own HTTP/S server
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you: A Developer.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Forsooth!
#SupportHeForShe
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Chris Maunder wrote: I present to you: A Developer.
I resemble that remark! 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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No kidding! 
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I'm amazed at the over engineering MS does... which makes it harder to learn/change/work with in some of it's stacks.
I recently completed a project with a simple HttpListener for the web server and Vue.js for the client side [my first real web project after a lifetime of winforms development].
ps: Vue.js is awesome, simple and powerful !!
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Marc Clifton wrote: I wrote my own HTTP/S server from core .NET classes (not "Core" stuff)
Marc, you're a NIHilist[^]. 
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Marc, you're a NIHilist[^].
Actually, I consider myself to be an Anarchist and in another 10 or 20 years, I'll probably actually look a lot like Mikhail Bakunin!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I've been developing using .NET since 2005 and I agree with what you wrote. The start-up delay really annoys me, especially when you see how well (performance wise) Java sites work (they start up pretty much instantly).
.NET is very convenient to work with though - the framework, IDE, and third party support is really good and Microsoft have put a lot of effort into adding new features/enhancing existing features over the years.
I'm in the process of switching over to .NET Core, but hardly ever use MVC these days - it's all Web API and Angular for the kiddies these days
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I know you're complaining out of the frustration of it and I've been hit by the same thing quite often. XCode on iOS has done this to me numerous times too. And of course VSTudio and associated technologies will just kill you at times.
So the following is not a lecture but a continuing of the conversation...
This is the price we pay for structured code based upon patterns that provide code organization.
It does impose overhead at times.
However, once the web app is initially started it is _usually_ quite fast.
This is OOP, not just a script running in the background.
It's the trade-off of creating code that is organized. There are always faster ways, than OOP.
However, those faster ways tend to lead people into creating code that other people don't want to read.
Assembly is very fast running, but very slow to read.
(all you assembly coders out there are going to chime in and say, "I can read assembly so fast." )
Again, this isn't a lecture but a good discussion about trade-offs.
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