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To err is Human, to think - divan.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oy, these simple puns, you're getting la-z-boy.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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A talking couch would likely be king of the ottoman empire.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ramin Djawadi - Game Of Thrones Main Theme (Extended)[^]
I finally decided to watch Game of Thrones about two weeks ago.
I wanted to wait until all seasons were available, but I just couldn't wait any longer.
Awesome show, can't stop watching (must... not... binge watch...  )
Responsibilities are piling up, but I'm at season 3 so in another three weeks time I've caught up and life can continue as it always has  / 
Anyway, sound of this week is the Game of Thrones main theme
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it gets easier not to watch as you go on - slow, predictable, milking milking milking.
(and probably less nudie biits because too many people complained - and given what they calimed was there ost of the complainers never watched it anyway... oops soapboxing, will stop n
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: and probably less nudie biits because too many people complained
Then what's the point of watching? 
Jeremy Falcon
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A season is just 10 episodes. Why do you need 3 weeks for the remaining 3 seasons? 
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I bet he's one of those weirdos who has a "life". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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By the sounds of it, I wouldn't want to be saddled with anything like that.
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At least I pretend to have one
So I'm off now to do uhhh... stuff that people with lives do, you wouldn't understand
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Top 10..... things.
Number 10 – Death is the No. 1 killer in the world.
Number 9 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 8 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 7 – Men have two emotions: hungry and amorous, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eye, make him a sandwich.
Number 6 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. And give them a cell phone with all the bells and whistles and you may never see them again.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – In the ’60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 2 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Number 1 – Don’t worry about old age — it doesn’t last that long
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Number 0 – Don't worry about old age — it's better than the alternative.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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-1: In any dangerous situation, before chickening out, consider the alternative; old age is not for sissies.
-- Robert Heinlein (IIRC)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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simplest version I heard is:
death is the best part of life - that's why everyody saves it till last.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Did you think of this[^] when you thought all day about the thought of the day a few weeks ago?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I particularly like the "@" swear-word!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So you also have been sworn in?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You €£€ph@nting bet!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I once was too, but then they gave me a honorable discharge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I've often been sworn at... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It depends very much on who is doing the swearing, but some people's insults should be worn as a badge of honor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is "Holy sh*t" swearing, or papal movements?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: Holy sh*t"
The form of address is "His Holiness", not "Its Holiness", so I would say that it does not refer to Papal bowel movements. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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