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Take her temperature?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought we didn't do homework here?!??! Griff, tell him! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I thought we didn't do homework here?!??! Griff, tell him!
Why the joke icon?  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Microsoft must have spent thousands of hours on this challenge and are still a long way from getting it exactly right. And I'm not blaming Microsoft for their "close but no cigar" results, either - English is a monumentally tricky beast of a language.
I'll go with my mother's trusted (if slightly simplistic) algorithm as a solution:
if (Speaker.Age > 60)
return GrammarRating.Good;
else if (Speaker.Age > 20)
return GrammarRating.CouldDoBetter;
else
return GrammarRating.WhatIsWrongWithYoungPeopleTheseDays;
Slogans aren't solutions.
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PeejayAdams wrote: English is a monumentally tricky beast of a language.
What would you expect from a language that is the result of all the Latin and Germanic languages smashing together in one place after taking thirty different tracks across Europe combined with a centuries of locally developed slang natural deviation.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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PeejayAdams wrote: Microsoft must have spent thousands of hours on this challenge, and but are still a long way several billion hours away from getting it exactly right
One punctuation error, one incorrect conjunction, and one slight problem with the content.
Ship it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft? They've done more to destroy English grammar than any company. Using "invite" as a noun alone should be a capital crime.
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That's what I call a challenge.
May I do it in Esperanto instead?
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Chris Maunder wrote: Our challenge of the week is to make a slightly grumpy teacher's morning more manageable: detect poor grammar[^]
I haven't gotten no time for this.
What gay horse thing have you given me you beer dodging bastard?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap
Besides: it seems appropriate, does it not?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Best April Fools' joke EVAH!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So, workspace has to be default one. Maven gives some errors as soon as project is created which I needed to fix. They can't figure out the correct JRE version, they can't write there own XML properly. How do people even work with these things?
With VS, life is so much better.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: With VS, life is so much better.
You have been spoiled.
Funny though, people still manage to complain a good deal about VS - I find that interesting.
My recommendation to you is to approach this with an open mind.
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Hi All,
Been refreshing my knowledge of C++ (which was always fuzzy at best) using firstly VS 2005 when I could not get the darn thing to build! so I switched over to 2008 same problem! tried to find out what was happening as even "Hello World!!" errored found an old anti-virus (AVG) installed updated tried again AVG blew up about spy ware(?). Got annoyed launched Security Essentials. Why block building of executables? Why? It's the only thing that has stopped!
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: Utterly Bizzar
Is that a strange market or something? 
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Yes, like the CAC, that IS a Bizzar!
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Spelling is hard! 
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When there's tools like Slack, how does this thing even live?
Heck, writing notes on paper airplanes and lofting them into the stale conditioned air to fly above the rat maze of cubicles would be an improvement.
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: Microsoft Lync
Have not heard this in a while 
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Ahhhh. Codename Project Crodspittle
This space for rent
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Should it not be spelled 'lynch'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Marc Clifton wrote: how does this thing even live?
Simple. It's now called "Skype for Business", and is a full-fledged member of the Microsoft Office suite.
That said, it's still a piece of crap which I'm forced to use at my day job. It's slow and fairly unreliable.
Software Zen: delete this;
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slack? as in slack.com?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Yep. Slack is great!
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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