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Aua.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And no dinner or movie first.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Raw material on language esteems guiding principles (4, 6)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 29-Mar-17 4:54am.
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I know it, I know it, but I'm not going to tell. Last week it brought me enough bad luch
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CORE VALUES?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yes, indeed. 
Do you want to do the explanation?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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raw material on language -> C + ORE -> CORE
esteems -> VALUES
guiding principles -> CORE VALUES
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Skynet: Avian edition!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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See RFCs 1149, 2549, and 6214 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Heh, there already are crow bars.
Getting my coat
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Reminds me of that song: "Girl. I wanna take you to a crow-bar...."
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I wouldn't take a girl in a crow-bar, they tend to be too crowded.
I found the lyrics, this evening I will listen to it 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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And full of blacks....
Time to leave... 
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I'd prefer supercrows to superbugs.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I have always held the idea that we are (the southern US, anyway) genetically immproving armadillos. Eventualy, we will have selected for either fast ones (to cross roads), or super-armored: not bothered by being hit by cars.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. - Lazarus Long
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Alfred Hitchcock was a futurist! 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I have no problem with that if it means that when I yell at them to STFU and go away at 5:30am, then they actually understand.
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dandy72 wrote: I have no problem with that if it means that when I yell at them to STFU and go away at 5:30am, then they actually understand.
And just to piss you off will stay, call up their friends, and make even more noice.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Until you one-up them with a blast of grape-shot from your very own deck-mounted culverin 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I hate crows. I walk up to my office door to unlock it and there they are up on the roof looking down at me going - caw caw caw.
Creapy
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I think they've been trying to tell you something.
Or, at least, from their point of view, commenting upon how well trained you are.
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Many of the programmers will have either one of the dreams i.e creating an antivirus or creating their own operating system. Well, I had the former dream that creating an anti-virus of my own. After many months of hard work, I finally made an antivirus which meets most of the standard requirements for an anti-virus., It is a portable solution and it has many features included along with it
see the screenshot here : [^]
Okay, I wanted an antivirus, I created one! and I would like to distribute it. But I dont know whether I am a man or a boy., I am just 18 and a half years old and do not have too much of money and time to promote and supporting so I decided to make this as an open-source one. Is there any way to get some kind of revenue from open-source products?
Can you give some suggestion on what to do after this stage? making it open source or doing anything....  
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VISWESWARAN1998 wrote: Many of the programmers will have either one of the dreams i.e creating an antivirus or creating their own operating system
Really?
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