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Well, after having done loads of bench presses I would feel really, really bad in cutting off the result of such hard work 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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OK. I'll do it for you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Um, I meant it more in the sense of taking one from you, but let's not split hairs -- they don't weigh enough to make a difference.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: they don't weigh enough to make a difference.
Tell 'em! Those ****ers keep falling down anyway!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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You shouldn't complain; at least they're trying to help.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wear lifts like Sly and Arnold.
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So, like Garfield, you're not overweight. You're undertall. Don't step on the joke's beard.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The ancients designed a very effective machine[^] to increase your height. It works very well, their may be a few minor side effects though. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My Doctor put me on a gin only diet.
I lost three days.
veni bibi saltavi
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I trust you've been looking into the height adjustment then...
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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Yes - things are already looking up
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I've reached 10K points its only taken me 5 1/2 years. I will catch Member 6122202 in 975 years if we can disable his Internet today. 
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I like a man with ambition! 
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Have an upvote, wait what did I just do. 
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Comerade! Vood you like for us to arrange to have his account drained and transferred to your account. Can be no-problem arranged.
Send for us you finenshil information and we fix.
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That's got to be the worst Irish accent evah!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: evah! [^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Hey, I'll have to elide the "ac" from my name!
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Always good to have a long term plan in place.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I've got plenty of points I don't need.
How does a penny a point sound?
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I'd probably agree to that as well!
(Though obviously mine are worth more than yours, since I have more. $1 a point sounds like a good place to start negotiations if you want to buy some)
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But you've got to obey the laws of supply and demand.
Because you've got so many, yours have to be cheaper (pile 'em high, and sell 'em low!)
You and your Aldi points! 
Mine are Harrods!
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You have the wrong economic model: a Rolls Royce is bigger than a Mini, and a lot more expensive. My points pile is bigger than yours, and so ...
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Ah, but if there were more Rollers than minis, they'd be a lot cheaper, second-hand.
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