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RyanDev wrote: Code has 0 intelligence
Code Kevin has 0 intelligence
FTFY
I went into this with ZERO web experience. The fact I got this working is total luck.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Kevin Marois wrote: ZERO web experience.
Wow. signalR is one way to dive right in. As you have no doubt figured out, programming for the web is a very different model than programming for Windows apps.
Good job. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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SignalR is actually very simple. I'm using it on a couple of Windows projects. The grief this time was intregrating into a Web app.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Congratulations, Kevin !
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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You should maybe extend your in-line documentation to explain why it didn't work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Spam of the day...
"Our company is expanding... blah, blah, blah....
If this sounds good to you, please apply."
But no link is given or other obvious method to apply... deleted, but still laughing.
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Reply: "I have no opinion on the expansion of your company, but if it makes you happy, go for it!" 
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As long as you opened it in text-only mode.
Otherwise, check your windows logs for other things that ran at the time you opened it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This has to be the best 404 message I've ever seen. Check it out
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I dunno, I just moved along... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Actually, that is not true. According to Schrödinger, there may or may not BE a web page as long as you don't try to look at it!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Will there be a cat too?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I had to paws and scratch my head as I was feline a bit confused about your cat comment.
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just don't start licking your ass...umed the ref to Schrödinger in the prev comment would be recalled
Sin tack
the any key okay
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What about the nuts... that it didn't seem to be so!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I always wondered: That poor cat, if it is killed, and if it makes a final cry of death but nobody hears it, was there then a cry?
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So this page only exists now, but will soon not exist again?
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Isn't that true for everything? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Those of you who understand Swedish will enjoy Tage Danielssons rant on likelihood (which in Swedish is called 'truthlikeness') - you can find it on On likelihood - Om sannolikhet (with english subtitles) - YouTube[^]. Some nuances are lost in the translation, though (such as the literal references to truth), but it is still worth watching.
"Now they have decided at last, and evidently reached the conclusion that what happened in Harrisburg hasn't happened, but that we, on the other hand, should institute much better safety measures so that it won't happen here as well".
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Not bad, but there are many better ones out there. If you cannot find them. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It didn't work for me; I got a 404 error.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah, they're minimally NSFW but I prefer the various QUOTH THE SERVER "404"[^] variants.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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