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Mark_Wallace21-Mar-17 23:46
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Each desktop and laptop computer contains a tiny shard of the Eye of Magaam, which allows the Eytbit sprites that live within the machine to see just long enough into the future to know which versions of the executables will cause serious problems, if implemented.

In recent years, this has resulted in two major problems:

0. microsoft decided to redefine the Eytbit sprites as single-colour squares, with no Pareetibit to govern them, so inappropriate and damaging executables and libraries are sometimes linked, during implementation.

1. The Eye of Magaam is a finite resource, and not enough people properly recycle their PCs and laptops, so it is fast running out -- which is why people say that the PC and laptop era is coming to an end.

HTH
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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