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Probably a little bummmmmm...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The manager of our QA department emailed me...
"I installed the **** app and it crashed. A screenshot is attached"
Here's what he sent me
This is the MANAGER of QA 
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Nope, nothing there.
There now. 
modified 21-Mar-17 18:32pm.
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Nothing there between the managers ears, certainly...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quite Asinine.
Meiosis rules!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tell him to press 'Send', and that you won't be able to do anything until Microsoft gets back to you. 
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Some of you might have read the post about the web master complaining to Mozilla about their warnings attached to the login page. Welp, as of now it seems the site has survived multiple SQL injection attacks, and is now offline
Oilandgasinternational.com[^]
This, ladys and gentlemen (Are there even ladies around here anymore? The last one I've seen here was @DeathByChocolate , but this seems like ages ago to me right now - anyways), is why IT projects fail - Dumbnuts who don't have a clue being unable to listen to and process new information, or mostly information at all. But we already knew that from the Clifton Bed Time Horror Stories, right?
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Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: the site has survived multiple SQL injection attacks, and is now offline
So...it actually did not survive the attacks.
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Quote: Are there even ladies around here anymore? The last one I've seen here was @DeathByChocolate , but this seems like ages ago to me right now - anyways
I'm no "lady" ... just sayin'
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Hello friend this is web really nice
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Hi web. Nice to meet you.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Dad jokes - a new low for the Lounge! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You sounds like my son.
Ohhh! I see.... 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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(I've tried looking around the internets, but I couldn't find a good answer.) 
OK, so I do a posting about current affairs and get a lively thread going on, but then some troll starts trolling. I can delete his posts individually, but I'd like to stop him cold. I don't see any menu item that would easily do this, and it seems that the only thing I could do in general is delete my thread, which of course is what I don't want to do.  Perhaps a Facebook programmer that hangs around The Lounge here can give the answer.
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It's Facebook.
Delete the account (yours, not his) and move on with your life.
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What makes you think you own the thread? 
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It was posted on my timeline, ergo I own it.
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You can either block the said user completely and then delete whatever he had posted manually or set up a custom security group which will only allow or deny certain people from viewing the post. This[^] might help.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I have been playing with a Minecraft mod called Refraction, which is all about light and lasers, and one of the items is a laser pen. The only description of it in the mod's in-game guide is 'KAT LAZORS', so I tried it with an Ocelot, and said Ocelot started chasing it all around. Tamed cats do so as well.
I just found that rather funny and quite cute. The cats even pounce on the red dot!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'll have to tell my kid.
Which platform?
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Admittedly, I haven't played Minecraft in probably two years (and I hear the changes have been rather grand,) but...
Isn't the only platform that supports mods, PC?
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