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Don't forget your coat on the way out!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
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You barracuda thrown that one over board! 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only if you are free to t-orca now.
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What whale you think up next?
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And if you sing, it's used for training whales.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If you pray for dolphins, will you get a mermaid outfit for Barbie [^] in the mail ?
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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All's I can tell you is it's NSFW.
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Quote: All's I can tell you is it's NSFW
No problem. I'm retired! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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But we are in the lounge... move it to the soapbox and you will see 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: No problem
NSFW => Not suitable for wife.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: it's NSFW.
Depends on what you're working on.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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As I'm sure you heard when the occasion 'arose', too bad it's your eyelids that go up.
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My Levator palpebrae superioris
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Being a literalist, eh?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sounds like the name of a Saturday morning cartoon super-hero.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm back from a two week vacation in Cuba! 
Had a great time, seen a lot of stuff, learned about their culture, picked up a little bit of Espanol.
Back to work (after some sleep) 
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I hope you enjoyed yourself! My only regret about being a non smoker is taht I can't try the famed Cuban cigars (well, I could try them but being a non smoker I guess I wouldn't appreciate them or have anything intelligent to say).
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Yeah, didn't try those cigars either.
I tried a Mojito, but I don't like them in Cuba either.
The Pina Colada's were nice though den2k88 wrote: or have anything intelligent to say
That has nothing to do with your dislike for cigars
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Sander Rossel wrote: That has nothing to do with your dislike for cigars
Hit and sunk
I'm also not too keen on alcoholic drinks (I dislike beers, wine and generally strong spirits). I enjoy some bourbon VERY seldomly and weak, creamy liquors (Baileys on top of them all, that is the only drink I really might risk getting drunk with).
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Sander Rossel wrote: picked up a little bit of Espanol
Typical tourist. Goes to a place, learns 10 words and claims to be a beginner. 
I too am guilty of such behavior.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: learns 10 words
ola, si, amigo, casa, manjana, and uhhhh... Well, to be fair, I never did use the word "beginner" 
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hola, sí, amigo, casa, manzana
 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Cerveza
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