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My Levator palpebrae superioris
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Being a literalist, eh?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sounds like the name of a Saturday morning cartoon super-hero.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm back from a two week vacation in Cuba! 
Had a great time, seen a lot of stuff, learned about their culture, picked up a little bit of Espanol.
Back to work (after some sleep) 
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I hope you enjoyed yourself! My only regret about being a non smoker is taht I can't try the famed Cuban cigars (well, I could try them but being a non smoker I guess I wouldn't appreciate them or have anything intelligent to say).
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Yeah, didn't try those cigars either.
I tried a Mojito, but I don't like them in Cuba either.
The Pina Colada's were nice though den2k88 wrote: or have anything intelligent to say
That has nothing to do with your dislike for cigars 
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Sander Rossel wrote: That has nothing to do with your dislike for cigars
Hit and sunk
I'm also not too keen on alcoholic drinks (I dislike beers, wine and generally strong spirits). I enjoy some bourbon VERY seldomly and weak, creamy liquors (Baileys on top of them all, that is the only drink I really might risk getting drunk with).
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Sander Rossel wrote: picked up a little bit of Espanol
Typical tourist. Goes to a place, learns 10 words and claims to be a beginner. 
I too am guilty of such behavior.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: learns 10 words
ola, si, amigo, casa, manjana, and uhhhh... Well, to be fair, I never did use the word "beginner" 
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hola, sí, amigo, casa, manzana
 
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Cerveza
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Ron
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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cuba libre
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Sander Rossel wrote: ola
hola. Silent h.
mis amigos! Plural
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
modified 20-Mar-17 9:04am.
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Google? Or can you spanish?
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I can speak Spanish.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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cool
In some corners of the US is actually very extended, isn't it?
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Spanish is everywhere in the US, as far as I know.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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All of the solicitation mail that Time Warner sends me has large Spanish print and small English print on the back.
I suspect it's based on the neighborhood that I live in.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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No... this is just because english people usually go more direct to business than spanish.
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Oi, carambe! 
Maybe next time I should pick up some spelling too 
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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I can't seem to spell anything right in Spanish... Yo también podría renunciar 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Yo también podría renunciar
that is correct though
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Viva la Google Translate!
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