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What do you say to stupid tourists who don't understand a word of Spanish? You say "Hola, mis amigos!" (and then they spell it wrong) 
I also learned that Cubans can't afford computers so your post can't be real
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modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Leandro Taset wrote: What would you say to stupid tourists that don't understand Dutch?
You mean all tourists we get? 
I'd say "Hallo" (in Dutch), "Hallo" (in German), "Hola" (in Spanish) or I'd say "Je ne parler pas Francais." (I'm guessing my spelling is wrong here as well, but I haven't written any French since high school).
Leandro Taset wrote: what they cannot afford then is one hour of internet connection
Cubans gather in front of hotels where they use the (free) WiFi. It's crazy for us, who are online 24/7 
Leandro Taset wrote: You can call it the Cuban top 1% if you want.
You mean the bicycle taxi drivers? They get more tips in a week than a doctor earns in a month.
That stuff is crazy (and very problematic to Cuba!) 
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Je ne parler pas francais. Not bad !
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'aven't you forgotten' somefing?
[edit]Ah. It was already pointed out [/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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McDonald's India delivery app 'leaks user data' - BBC News[^]
Quote: [Security firm FallibleIt] claimed to have uncovered "more than 50" instances of data leaks at Indian firms.
"We are pleasantly surprised when we find Indian companies without a personal or payment data leak vulnerability," it said.
Anyone who frequents Q&A won't be in the least bit surprised 
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: We are pleasantly surprised when we find Indian companies without a personal or payment data leak vulnerability
I would really prefer if that was a simple regional issue, at least you'd know how to avoid them more easily. Instead these companies come out of the elephanting walls!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I used it once. It is horrible. Absolutely horrible.
F-ES Sitecore wrote: We are pleasantly surprised when we find Indian companies without a personal or payment data leak vulnerability,
This is why I have one email specifically for registering to websites, ten nines is my phone number (which just works) and I also keep a fake social networking account just in case they force to login with any social networking site.
For payments, credit cards seem to be safer bet. I can always register a fraud transaction and refuse to pay.
F-ES Sitecore wrote: Anyone who frequents Q&A won't be in the least bit surprised
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Was there anything in Q&A from India lately. Something that begins like 'I have created a database'?
That's exactly why I don't trust any such service, even less sites that politely ask for personal data and certainly not those who insist on it. Send them a friendly feedback and stay away from them.
Don't tolerate such incompetence by letting them get away with it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Fortunately, it leaked them to the NSA, who couldn't read the names, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Blowaaaah! (reduex) - YouTube
After driving it, it takes me a couple of days to get the smell of gasoline out of my nose. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Nice.
Other than looking really bad-ass cool, what is the real reason for having a "Blowaaaah!" in your car? Does it improve performance?
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Makes it look scary / Mad Maxish!
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A lot. Most of the "new" cars have the turbocharger, that works with the pressure of exhaust. A blowaaaah [it should really be registered as a proper word] uses either the air pressure in front of the car or an internal compressor to achieve the same result. Net gains are improved maximum speed and a hellish acceleration, at the cost of fiendish gasoline expenses.
In modern turbocharged cars the additional compression starts above a cretain RPM treshold in order to consume less gas when driving slow and kick ass when you want to sport a little (or overtake).
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The real reason is that it's bad-ass cool. I don't care about the extra performance (but it did add 150 RWHP to the car, which forced me to buy different tires).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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But it doesn't even fit under the bonnet (hood) 
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No.
If you have a hood, you're not making enough powaaaah!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 20-Mar-17 10:20am.
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Of course it doesn't, what's the point of having it if you can't show it off?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Kick ass man!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Love the engine - sounds good.
Have to say my favorite engine sound is still that of pretty much any Jaguar. Sweet purr.
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I'm torn between facepalming at the sheer monstrosity of that thing, and just flat out cheering. That is some pretty awesome work sir.
There's a dude lives not far from me who has a couple of badass Corvettes that sound something like that.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Don't you worry there's a price in Carbon Credits on your head ?
cheers, Bill
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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If anyone feels like they're man enough to come and collect it, I invite them eagerly to the party. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I don't care what anyone says, this is turning out to be a fine grocery-getter.
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