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Have you got a lime?
Have you got a coconut?
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Nope, can I put a lemon in the coconut instead? 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I've never heard of anyone trying that.
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Me neither
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No but I have two pens, an apple, and a pineapple
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I have found that under those conditions, the code just works. Never try to understand how it works - you never will. Just accept that it does.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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That's my experience as well.
Ok, the whole Balmer Peak thing may be a joke, but I've found that my programming is actually just a little bit better if I'm slightly sloshed (but not too much) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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jip, works for me, too...
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OK, If nobody's got a better idea, I'm opening a bottle of rakı!
Şerefe! İyi hafta sonu!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Walk to the nearest shop selling good booze, and buy another bottle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ooooh, you don't know Sweden, I can tell.
SO much double standards when it comes to alcohol here. No shops open at late hours, I'm afraid...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're down to the rubbish stuff then, unless you could raid a neighbour. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, what the heck, rakı isn't that bad, and it gives me an excuse to practise my Turkish... (all by myself)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Drink enough of it and you'll start singing[^] 
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Every night in my dreams...
I see you, I feel you...
That is how I know you GO OOOOOOOON! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That was a very disturbing email to receive, until I realized what conversation was involved!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I do, I just wasn't expecting those two opening lines...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The closest I can imagine is this[^]
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In Sweden you learn to plan. 
The problem is those people who overplan, if you get my spin.
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This is the time to start planning a trip abroad.
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Reminiscent of this[^], and other art projects involving punch-cards, going back over the years/decades (a midi timeline and a punch-card are conceptually the same thing).
Fun to see, but it gets old really quickly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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