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You're down to the rubbish stuff then, unless you could raid a neighbour. 
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Ah, what the heck, rakı isn't that bad, and it gives me an excuse to practise my Turkish... (all by myself)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Drink enough of it and you'll start singing[^] 
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Every night in my dreams...
I see you, I feel you...
That is how I know you GO OOOOOOOON! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That was a very disturbing email to receive, until I realized what conversation was involved!
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I do, I just wasn't expecting those two opening lines...
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The closest I can imagine is this[^]
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In Sweden you learn to plan. 
The problem is those people who overplan, if you get my spin.
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This is the time to start planning a trip abroad.
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Reminiscent of this[^], and other art projects involving punch-cards, going back over the years/decades (a midi timeline and a punch-card are conceptually the same thing).
Fun to see, but it gets old really quickly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hadn't before. Thanks!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Devil's Advocate[^]
Now, that's the kind of advocate I can relate to!
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I had a customer meeting this week that went something like that.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Even after almost thirty years I still get up excited at the thought of doing my job even though I do far less coding than I would really like. And why, I hear you ask, is that?
1: Get to work with some elephanting smart people - I get to learn stuff constantly.
2: Who doesn't love cutting code?
3: Get to play with computers all day.
4: Get to play with new technologies when they come out.
There are more but those are the core reasons, especially number 1: it's hard not to be impressed by the people around me.
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Quote: it's hard not to be impressed by the people around me
Unfortunately, no female coders here.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: it's hard not to be impressed by the people around me.
This is probably going to come off sounding arrogant, but I assure you it isn't -- I wish I had that experience. For the most part, it's been the other way around most of my life. The exception was (and still is) when I work with hardware engineers. I've pretty much never had the experience of working with software engineers that I've been impressed by.
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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After looking at your articles, I'm pretty sure it'd be a miracle if there were two people like that in the same place. You'll have to get used to impressing others rather than being impressed by anyone.
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It's 9'o'clock on a Saturday night, and what am I doing? Writing code, beautiful (I hope) code!
/ravi
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Are corned beef, potatoes, and soda bread common foods in Ireland? We grew up having that every St. Patty's day. Just curious how authentic it really is.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
modified 17-Mar-17 15:36pm.
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The main three food groups in Ireland are Guinness, Jamesons, and Murphys from what I remember of visits.
Oh yes, and Bull Sh*t, known locally as "Blarney". 
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