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...are you supposted to reach the Balmer Peak on a Saturday evening when you discover that you have already drunk all your GOOD liquor in the liquor cabinet???
Is it really necessary to start on all the bottles you have collected on all your strange vacation locations but don't really like?
Who wants to work on a saturday evening anyway? (but is forced to do so because he didn't do the job he was supposed to do during the week  )
Can't somebody just send me the codez plzzzz? 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Have you got a lime?
Have you got a coconut?
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Nope, can I put a lemon in the coconut instead? 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I've never heard of anyone trying that.
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Me neither
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No but I have two pens, an apple, and a pineapple
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I have found that under those conditions, the code just works. Never try to understand how it works - you never will. Just accept that it does.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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That's my experience as well.
Ok, the whole Balmer Peak thing may be a joke, but I've found that my programming is actually just a little bit better if I'm slightly sloshed (but not too much) 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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jip, works for me, too...
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OK, If nobody's got a better idea, I'm opening a bottle of rakı!
Şerefe! İyi hafta sonu!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Walk to the nearest shop selling good booze, and buy another bottle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ooooh, you don't know Sweden, I can tell.
SO much double standards when it comes to alcohol here. No shops open at late hours, I'm afraid...
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're down to the rubbish stuff then, unless you could raid a neighbour. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, what the heck, rakı isn't that bad, and it gives me an excuse to practise my Turkish... (all by myself)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Drink enough of it and you'll start singing[^] 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Every night in my dreams...
I see you, I feel you...
That is how I know you GO OOOOOOOON! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That was a very disturbing email to receive, until I realized what conversation was involved!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I do, I just wasn't expecting those two opening lines...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The closest I can imagine is this[^]
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In Sweden you learn to plan. 
The problem is those people who overplan, if you get my spin.
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This is the time to start planning a trip abroad.
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Reminiscent of this[^], and other art projects involving punch-cards, going back over the years/decades (a midi timeline and a punch-card are conceptually the same thing).
Fun to see, but it gets old really quickly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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