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V. wrote: Yes, number 7 should be arriving today, I hope before I leave for home.
Shouldn't have done it, but I could not contain myself. 
On the other hand, it will be major fun.
7 children?! Wow!  Congratulations. That's wonderful.
V. wrote: I didn't tell the missus
Uhhhh.... 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: V. wrote: I didn't tell the missus
Uhhhh....
I suspect she'd have been able to work it out for herself, what with the excruciating labour 7 times 
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What makes you think she was involved? 
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- Homer
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I'm being nice 
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The ESP LTD Deluxe MH-1000 electric guitar features a set-thru 3-piece maple neck, mahogany body with gorgeous carved maple top, and a rosewood fretboard.
Niiiice! 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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and it sounds great too ! 😎
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Message Closed
modified 17-Mar-17 2:54am.
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Well the first thing you need to do is be aware of where you are posting your question, read the red text at the top of this page.
When you have located the appropriate forum (see list on left) read the guidelines of how to ask a question.
One of them will be to do a minimum of research, try asking Google!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Aaaaw, don't be like that Mycroft. Send it to him! Plllzzzz! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Never post your email address in and forum, unless you really like spam!
The system here will send you an email automatically is you get a response.
As has been mentioned, this is the wrong place for this. Try here: Ask a question[^] or google first - you will find lots of examples if you do at least basic research yourself.
As a punishment, we have automatically signed your email address up to 14 random websites from a list of undesirables including "my little pony", several US nutjob churches, and "I love javascript" sites. Please enjoy the new material they will send you.
BTW: You needed a better password on your facebook account: I've changed it for you.
(Nope, we haven't, and I haven't. But if you publish your email to 13 million people you don't know, someone will one day...)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Never post your email address in and forum, unless you really like spam!
Don't tell him that now, I haven't had time to register him on all the Viagra mail lists yet! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Jeez, I dont know, how about a text app that can send receive with another text app using sockets?
Holy crap, what sort of IT professionals are colleges producing these days?
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Lazy ones that can't be bothered to think for themselves, to a large extent judging by QA.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: colleges producing
Munchies_Matt wrote: IT professionals
Colleges do not produce professionals, professions produce them.
I think that universities should teach method and the framework of technology (how networks work, what's an operating system and what does it actually do, how does a generic processor work, a programming language for each paradigm and not much more) and the rest falls on the individual. That's because if the universities teach the current state of the art while neglecting the basis they would produce individuals that would decay in a decade since single technologies move forward and they'd lack the basis to understand the change. I could choose between the University of Turin, where I would have learned a lot of new shiny technologies, or the Politechnic university of Turin, where the focus in on generic Engineering steered towards computer science. I chose the latter and didn't regret it as I saw in these years that I'm really far more versatile than those who graduated at the former.
Of course many universities fail in both cases...
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That is a good point, with the fundamentals well understood the day to day technology, that goes in and out of fashion, is easy to understand.
However.... When I was doing OO SW design post grad we had to use Small Talk, since it was supposedly a 'pure' OO language. Problem is I spent so much time caught up on the frigging awful syntax of the language that I couldnt focus on the OO architectural aspect of the job.
And how much use is assembler these days?
Pros and cons, pros and cons.
However this OP clearly has a very poor understanding of what a messenger is, the clue is in the name really, messages and transport. Its such a simple design, and as for using SQL to implement it, what the f&^* is he thinking!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: However.... When I was doing OO SW design post grad we had to use Small Talk, since it was supposedly a 'pure' OO language. Problem is I spent so much time caught up on the frigging awful syntax of the language that I couldnt focus on the OO architectural aspect of the job.
I don't know when it was but it there was a time where it was pushed as TheNextBigThing.
Munchies_Matt wrote: And how much use is assembler these days?
More than you and me can imagine, real time systems are actually fairly popular in automation and assembler is paramount in those fields (I work in automation). Also high parallelism computing-intensive operations require either assembler or a solid understanding of it to use the lockless paradigms and understand what memory fences are and how they impact performance and functionality (i.e. the system doesn't deadlock). Compilers and hardware integration / developement are two fields where assembler is still going strong as many PICs have poor, incomplete or no C support at all.
Munchies_Matt wrote: However this OP clearly has a very poor understanding of what a messenger is, the clue is in the name really, messages and transport. Its such a simple design, and as for using SQL to implement it, what the f&^* is he thinking!
And a fellow former student I know, graduated with full grades, didn't know he could nest ifs in C - he spent 40 minutes trying to figure out how could he do
if (con1) {
} else {
if (con2){
} else {
}
}
And he's not the only one of the people I know (and I'm fairly antisocial to boot) in that situation - he was possibly the worst case but still... 
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* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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OK, didnt know assembler was used that much still, I thought most embedded had gone to C these days.
And talking of code horrors, I remember VB programmer who used a global variable for various purposes. He actually commented this as 'very efficient programming' in the code. It was, needless to say, very confusing to read since its name reflected only one of its uses.
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FROM MY PHYSICS TEACHER
A pirate captain has a stomach of a perfect sphere of r = 23 cm.
He also has a mug of a shape of frustum cone of r = 7 cm, R = 12 cm and h = 32 cm.
Each evening the captain drinks 3 full mugs and a half (half in height not in volume).
How old the captain?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 16-Mar-17 18:01pm.
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42. And his name is Roger.
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And the whale he spent his life chasing is now a bowl of petunias on his desk.
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Only if he knows where his towel is!
You've seen this puzzle before, I take it?
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one-legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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It all depends on how wide the road is.
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And shouldn't it be a monkey with a wooden leg?
(The memory chips in my brain do occasionally spit out memories)
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He lost it in a small fire.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: a perfect shape of r = 23 cm.
But a perfect cylinder also needs a height.
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