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Hmm. Somewhere to sit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm guessing that he regrets that username...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's probably the number of callbacks (or whatever they're called) he gets from me that makes him unwilling to post anything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you don't know what to program then write a game.
Honestly. Games have graphics, sound, network or internet connections, artificial intelligence and even the smallest performance issues are frowned upon.
My favorite game is writing a game. It has difficulty levels ranging from beginner to impossible.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And the boss at the end is impact detection.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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From my test program to try out effects I have added to the 3D engine: Boom![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Did you breed a chicken / piano mutant and blow it up? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope. Anything that uses Samsung lithium Ion batteries blows up sooner or later.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Being creative and "create something new" is not the province of everyone (I am not a really creating person).
I suggest looking at an open source software in a domain you like (music, graphic, personal finance.... whatever ) and look at the different bugs and feature requests that you could work on.
Start small, gain confidence, and work your way to more complex issues and features.
I'd rather be phishing!
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How about an extension of virtual reality into real reality?
There's a good fortune to be made selling real halberds, AK's and rocket launchers to gamers
- even better if they got the infinite ammunition cracks already installed.
BTW: My tastes are a bit genteler: all I really want for Christmas is a small portable amiable EMP generator.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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"Talk to me, goose." 
Have a look at the work from the demoscene[^]. That's how it started for me. Find a group to join, make a demo, etc...
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Well, there are lots of little side projects that you can do to build experience and confidence as well as learning important concepts.
Such As:
A person-to-person TCP/IP chat client and server (networking, sockets, and event driven, asynchronous programming)
A data mining/analysis tool (databases, data structures, and handling large data sets)
A simple MVC application (Web services & applications, RazorViewEngine, TCP/IP & UDP) (P.S. a simple feedback form is great for learning)
More advanced topics:
Write your own {stable}thread pool (yes, it's been over done but you learn a lot about synchronization techniques and asynchronous program flow)
Windows application in Windows Presention Foundation (windows programming, UI design techniques, and all other things aggravating)
Data Access Service with Window Communication Foundation (security, networking, databases, etc...)
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Talk about effective advertising, they've even made you spam completely unrelated forums with their adverts. Let me guess...you're one of those people who claim they're not influenced by big corporations? 
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Ummm no. I've read the comments and realise it is intentional.
Also realise nobody on here is going to go Iceland of the back of this. There's sweet corn on the pizza for Christ sake.
And you guess wrong. I'm not a pretentious twat.
Let me guess...you're one of those people that has not had a root for a very long time?
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Pom Pey wrote: Ummm no. I've read the comments and realise it is intentional.
So why post it? Do you post other adverts you see?
This all harks back to Susan Boyle's album launch where the mistake was first made legitimately and it has become a meme latched onto by Ed Sheeran, and now it seems Iceland are piggy backing onto it as well, pretending it was an unintentional error so that people spread it "OMG Look at this!". That's why it's called "viral marketing".
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: So why post it?
This should be asked of 82% of Lounge posts. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That could be because 'The Lounge' (C) TM is intended for that purpose?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: That could be because 'The Lounge' (C) TM is intended for that purpose?
Sorry, my IQ prevents me from enjoying most of what is put into the Lounge. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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With your comment you left an opening so wide I'd feel ashamed if I took advantage of it 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Shame on you. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's ok. We love you as you are.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There are several ways to interpret that.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: There are several ways to interpret that
Probably true for any statement.
Have at it. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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