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Well if this guy can can earn £26,000 an hour... 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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If you don't ask, you don't get. Simple.
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Thanks for the advice.
For future reference I'm just letting everyone know that I'm awesome 
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Mathew Crothers wrote: I'm just letting everyone know that I'm awesome
As you should, and is highly recommended. 
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Rightfully said, I've known people rise to the top in terms of pay just by keeping pressure on the management for raises.
Others lacked the vigor to push their agendas afraid of getting the pink slip.
Take your chances.
Sometimes it is better to be sorry (ephmerally) than to be safe. 
Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine
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There is some evidence that this behaviour may contribute to the gender pay gap. As a generalisation there is a greater proportion of men than women prepared to say they are awesome, regardless of whether they are or not. In general I would also say that the likelihood of stating that one is awesome is also not directly linked to ability...
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Did it. Asked for it after the startup won two gold medals for innovation. Brought my concerns. "The technicians get less than you" was the answer.
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The only thing I'd add is advocate for others as well.
If you fell that somebody on your team does a job which is goes above their level, make sure that people know about it. Ensure that those people are on management's radar as well.
I'm actually kind of proud that I'm four-for-four at my current company in people I've advocated for getting promoted. (Not to say it wouldn't have happened anyway, of course).
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If you want a pay rise, work as a consultant. In the USA, thanks to paid vacations, healthcare plans, 401-K, sick days and, not least, the fact that 15 separate taxes (8 on the employee's side and 7 on the employer's) are taken out of an employee's pay check before he ever sees it, it costs a company the same to employ a 1099 consultant at $60 an hour (=$120,000 a year) as it does to employ a W2 employee at $60,000 a year. Make that point, and you're in.
Then, as a consultant, you can get into the business of finding write-offs and so on, which, since you're now working for yourself, you can do for any related stuff you buy, the portion of your house (and therefore rent/mortgage/bills) you designate as your office, and so on.
Effectively, you should be able to double your salary without changing desks.
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"Despite having a testing time in the middle, this player converts energy into motion." (8)
Good luck!
Andy B
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... and by win I mean lose, as I have to come up with another clue tomorrow 
The answer is Actuator.
I'll leave it 30 mins for anyone that wants to provide the solution.
Andy B
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LabVIEWstuff wrote: and by win I mean lose
You do realise you still had an hour or so? It's a four-hour limit, not three...
But...
Despite having a testing time in the middle, UAT or TUA
this player ACT...OR AC...TOR
converts energy into motion.
ACTUATOR
But I have no idea how "a testing time" becomes either UAT or TUA ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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User Acceptance Testing - I thought UAT would've been a well known acronym, especially on this forum. Sincere apologies if it isn't.
Oh well, set the stopwatch to 4 hours tomorrow Andy .
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LabVIEWstuff wrote: User Acceptance Testing
It's something that most of us would like to forget.
31.93.107: Check that the field is cleared when the Clear button is pressed.
31.93.108: Check that the drop-down list drops down
31.93.109: Hang yourself in the bathroom, because section 32 is way worse than sections 1-31
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Could be a Leslie, but I can't recall having seen it before:
WTF!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ah. That'll be the Quantum Computing[^] effect.
I've known developers like that (and we get 'em in QA a lot as well).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What happened yesterday? Seems like nobody was able to post for hours (I know that I weren't)...
A hamster died and the rest had to go to the funeral?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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After OG posted his famous 'Thought of the day', hamsters went crazy for 3+ hours... They tried to understand the phrase, but failed again and again...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: We busted something
Was all I was told!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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LOL! I got that email too
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Me too! IIRC mine was "something something busty in your town", you're referring to the same e-mail, right?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Quote: something busty in your town
That sounds more like Katie Price porn spam
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Did they include an offer for little blue pills?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, they esplicitly forbade me to even think of them - I'm troublesome enough without aids.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Now that's really a Leslie. Dead and loving it, so to say.
Still, that's only part of the story. It gets really interesting when the WTFs stop and are replaced by 'If I ever meet the idiot who...".
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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