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Our collective mother-in-law[^] wanted to pay Donnie Trump a visit, but that has now been postponed because of the storm.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: postponed because of the storm
Political or meteorological? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Political or meteorological?
Physiological?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Pathological?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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psychological?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Quote: sicker than a VB6 user
Love it! I might have to steal that phrase. 
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I *am* a VB6 user (no longer for choice) and I feel offended nah I'm actually pretty sick. Sick of VB6 and very, very sick.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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A meteorite will hit and destroy your house while everyone's out, tomorrow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good thing I'm a tenant then 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Oh. So maybe you won't have such a great celebratory party when it doesn't happen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I definetely prefer if it doesn't happen - furniture costs a lot and it's all fairly new. Plus my costly new computer - which alone costs as much as my whole kitchen furniture + appliances.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I feel your pain. I've just recovered from a nasty little bug and it's not that long ago that I was having to do some work with VB3 (I kid you not - but it was Ok because we were upgrading the software to .... VB6  )
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W∴ Balboos wrote: "It could have been worse"
Sounds like snowboarding is out 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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In these parts, the term is Surfing - but that's out, too.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
In these parts, the term is Surfing - but that's out, too. |
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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So they've been promising 30-45 cm snow for today
We're expecting 6-12 inches but ..., Since yesterday, I've been jokingly telling my friend that a fake news. 
Bryian Tan
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Meanwhile, in Arizona...
(PIEBALD exits, whistling innocently.)
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I just heard our local weatherman claim this deserved to be called the snowstorm of the century.
Just like the 3 other ones he described in the same way last winter.
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That's why I've taken to checking out the NWS for my weather. Particularly for extreme weather.
No emotion. No need for ratings. No opinions - just probabilities.*
Then, too - why not hype it? Everyone seems to go and buy out the supermarkets whenever the sky determines it's time to phart. There has never been a food shortage that I can remember - except for Sandy - and that wasn't a real shortage since you couldn't stay in your home, anyway (and the food they bought was ruined).
Must be a need for millennials: they don't have good movies, music, or, with their face glued to their phone, a life. I guess they need something to be proud of.
* For hurricane season.
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xkcd: Chat Systems[^]
Munro is so on the money with that one. When are people gonna stop trying to reinvent the wheel with all these "productive" communication apps?
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Absolutely spot on! I wasted 10 minutes of my life yesterday trying to work out which one of the social face-ache / messaging systems had sent me a notification that I actually (for once) needed to read 
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Where is ICQ?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Top left, just below Skype
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Wall (bathroom) should be much more prominent, as should Apache Request log.
Not because they're more used, but because they're better used.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The answer to that also comes from XKCD
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