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You're probably right. I'd bet there's 500 classes that do actual work in that thing, and 17,500 classes that individual developers at Facebook wrote as their own personal, preferred wrapper around them.
How far from the truth can I be?
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SPEED UP
A claustrophobic has to travel on train, but the train enters a tunnel immediately after leaving the platform.
Where is the best seat to our friend to sit?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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On the platform.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the answer is ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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The best seat for your friend to sit in is one adjoining or facing yours.
The claustrophobic? He can take the bus.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Given any tunnel they go through is always less restrictive than the train carriage he is in the tunnel won't affect his claustrophobia, so he should sit opposite the girl with the biggest boobs.
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: he should sit opposite the girl with the biggest boobs
On my lap?
No way!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As the train will be accelerating out of the station, if he sits in the very last seat from the front of the train, he will spend the least time in the tunnel. Conversely, if ha fancies a quick snog with his girlfriend while in the darkness of the tunnel to take his mind off his claustrophobia, then he should sit right at the front to maximize his snog-time. 
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Do violent ships get courses in anchor management?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Then they end up just contemplating their naval!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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They do, that's where they get a stern talking to, rudder they like it or knot.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, after the class is over they're less likely to make waves.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Good idea - I'm definitely on deck with that.
/ravi
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The course is changing what happens in the long hull.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, and after conclusion of the course they throw a party, where a maritime is had by all.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Incidents with violent ships are so common that each and any of them has a helm.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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No, the scrappy ships get scrapped.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ah, the davit of yet another TotD we masses are to crack the futtocks within, and bow to such the directive heading?
Alas, of our topsail, yet walty to wear, capsize in laughter once again, all the while dodgering negative feedback.
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Went to see it this weekend. Pretty amazing moving.. IMHO
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
modified 13-Mar-17 11:34am.
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Radio Shack? Do they still exist? And why is it a big deal to visit them?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Radio Shack?
No, This Shaq[^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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