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lol notations and Patterns... all Needs to be served first.
I'm asking me when the Team can start wo(r)king. 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Good idea. Ask five programmers and you get twenty opinions. That's exactly how those style bibles with their endless rules come to be.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Slacker007 wrote: but in our shop you have no choice but to name the control TerminateProgramButton.
I have to ask - does your company also place that degree of attention to code clarity, performance, security and extensibility in code reviews? 
/ravi
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/ravi
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I call that kind of project a hamster wheel. You can keep running in it as much as you want, but never arrive anywhere. Just look at my post after yours and you know my current hamster wheel.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It is my experience that as far as developers are concerned, the effect is cause by crappy project managers and/or customers who argue internally and can't make up their mind how they want it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not always: I worked with one "developer" years ago who got asked to fix bug A.
The fix caused bug B, so that had to be fixed.
The fix for bug B caused bug A, so the same fix was done again.
And again.
And again.
Until the customer said "sod this for a lark" and sent all the kit back... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A photon wouldn't experience Zeno's paradox since it doesn't experience time. Only an external observer would - and this is the same with software projects. Developers exist in a state without any concept of time but only external observers (managers, spouses, security guards wanting to lock the building) do.
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I've often wondered where Microsoft got its business model... Thanks for that!
Will Rogers never met me.
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It always amazes me how so many people can spend so much time fantasizing (they can call it "rationalising", "investigating", or "calculating" as much as they like, but it's still "fantasizing) about simple arithmetic situations that cannot happen in reality.
It's kinda the antithesis of science: in particular, Maths.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Former Formula 1 and motorcycling world champion John Surtees has died at the age of 83.
I met him on several occasions when I was involved in classic bike racing. A true great of motorsport.
veni bibi saltavi
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Sad news. This dual achievement will probably never be repeated because of the changed nature of the sports. His passing remains totally unreported in Oz which is actually surprising.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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What did you race Nagy ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I did a few parades, but mostly spannered. We ran a 1968/9 Ducati 250cc.
veni bibi saltavi
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A friend of mine from Horsell raced a Vic Camp 250 Ducati in the seventies , I did a practice day at Brands on it and have the dubious honour of being lapped by a man called Barry Sheene riding an RG500 - happy days
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I knew nobody around here riding Ducatis. The guy I used to go with was from Addlestone though.
veni bibi saltavi
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What is his name ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Andy, can't remember his surname. One of the old BAE lot.
veni bibi saltavi
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BAE - did my apprenticeship there it was called Vickers then though - there's a fair chance our paths might have crossed - I got into computing via BAE ( massive inventory COBOL system ) punch cards ruled the waves.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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How else is MS going to scan what you wrote, to make sure you aren't writing something subversive?
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