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Microsoft has been having sporadic service outages for the last 2.5 days, including Hotmail, etc. This might have something to do with your issue.
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They must be using Azure. 
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They moved it over to Channel 9
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Yeah, happened to me too. Was disappointing. The session should have been recorded though and available at some point, I suppose.
Marc
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Oh, come on. How else are they going to be able to sell the DVDs?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Did you know that dogs can't operate MRI scanners – but cat scan.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A purrfectly amazing conclusion, but tricky be-clause, fur what it's worth, cat's can but wont'.*
* you may wish to fix the missing misplaced 's' in your original!
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modified 8-Mar-17 11:49am.
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Quote: you may wish to fix the missing 's' in your original!
There is no missing 's'. It's supposed to be 'cat scan'.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You're correct - I was thinking in terms of grammatical parallelism:
dogs => cats
So indeed, cat scan has the sound of it, as does cat's can.
S isn't missing - merely misplaced (I shall edit the post, accordingly)
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W∴ Balboos wrote: cat's can
Which can to cats own?
You have been skitted.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But who do you think gives the Lab Report?
veni bibi saltavi
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the labradoodles?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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by collie, that's something I never knew!
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I need a scan ASAP. I am not feline good.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That's because any respectable dog before the course on the usage of scanners asks "canine glect it?"
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Been there yesterday. Would not have been surprised if they had restarted the machine halfway.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A wheelchair-bound friend sent me this[^] some time ago.
[edit] Caffeine deficiency alert. MRI not CAT [/edit]
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
modified 8-Mar-17 15:56pm.
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50 cents to the first person to get a good and relevant giraffe pun in this thread.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"only 1500 light-years away"
Our planet really is just an insignificant spec in this vast and wonderful universe.
Even if we did blow it up it really wouldn't matter in the big picture.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Indeed - when people talk about "the end of the world", they really mean the end of humanity. Earth would go on just fine without us.
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Women just can't make up their minds[^] on anything. And wizards are real nerds, who are the only men innocent enough to survive something like this. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well you know in real life it is always the man's fault for not listening [properly].
(Yeah it's fine to be literal in the lounge, not so much with 'er indoors.)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Sooner or later she will learn that you take everything literally. You must remain strong until then.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry, but I think that the woman is right to complain. If you start a business in a certain field (cosmetics, in this case), the least you should do is learn the accepted terminology.
(BTW, the first two "teaser" panels are even funnier than the rest)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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