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OriginalGriff wrote: Tuesday (Google, chrome, Win10)
To all those folk that say Win10 couldn't even tell you what day of the week it is, proof it can.
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It's a shame today is Wednesday.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Only one day out then, what do you expect, perfection? 
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Off by one error?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The whole point is if auto-correct changed spellings on its own the outcome would pretty much be controlled by it.
A President could send a note to his Military General "Let's plan an attack on Tursday".
One can well imagine the rest!
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Aspell (via Notepad++) has a hard time to decide...
On the list:
Tuesday
Thursday
Tuesdays
Turds
Tussuad
Truda
Trudy
Thursdays
Tuesday's
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Someone has cast aspell on you!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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(aspell)megadaam;
Now on you too!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Clearly it's a load of shi turds
Sin tack
the any key okay
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'Guardate' 
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Almost weekend?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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"Spellchecker anomaly" - yet another oxymoronic phrase... 
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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As I was saying Monday, I am breaking up with Bill Gates' grandkids.
The Lounge
Bought this dirt cheap notebook with Win10. Decided to zap it and replace it with Ubuntu. (Mostly to avoid the all them farking uninvited updates. Secondly to feed the illusion that I am free. )
Anyway, last night I created a Ubuntu-bootable USB schtick and fired it all up. Erased the disc. The whole world and the Ubuntu installer was smiling at me, ensuring me that the installation was progressing at least as well as expected.
Please reboot to complete the Ubuntu installation.
Hooray, almost there. After reboot:
No bootable media found.
Yay! Half a victory, no more Windoze!! Worst case I have a cool mat for the tea kettle! 
To be continued.
[EDIT:]
There is more to the story. I was trying to create a cliffhanger!
The comp is dead. Long live the comp!
modified 8-Mar-17 5:28am.
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Secure boot and legacy options in bios?
It has been given me problems as well.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: legacy options
That's probably the guy.
FreeBSD allows you to create UEFI boot sticks, but it's more trouble than fixing the BIOS settings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Google is your friend "Acer cloudbook 11 ubuntu":
The gist is to go into the BIOS with F2 and move the USB drive up to the top boot priority. Then reboot and install Ubuntu 15.10 as normal from a USB stick. However on reboot the machine will fail to load Ubuntu because secure boot is enabled (ugh), but it's a simple matter of going back into the BIOS and flipping a few levers to confirm that the Ubuntu OS on the drive is what you want secure boot to use.
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If he's even a tiny bit like me he first tries doing it himself a dozen times. When all of his ideas are exhausted then he'll search.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I would do it so too.
But in such cases (installing Linux on anything not a standard PC), I would check first online if there are drivers for all components (especially the important devices like WLAN). That research would also contain installation notes so that I would have been warned in advance about such problems
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I do it too - too much experience beating Linux to death on non-standard equipment left me less than willing to do so again until absolutely necessary.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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So just to clarify....
Windows badly-timed reboots are driving you nuts....
So you went to Ubuntu? I totally hope that's an LTS release at least.
I'm not 100% sure what to call that flavor of crazy, but best of luck.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I left VS2017 downloading the redist package, last night.
Come in this morning, and, well, first of all, I couldn't find it, without using "sort by date" -- I mean, who downloads stuff to the root of the system drive, these days? And who would look there, after the instructions said "Make sure that you run the command from your Download directory"?
OK, so I open the dir, expecting to see a nice, 5GB iso file, but instead find 20+GB in five-hundred-odd directories, 380 of which contain only one file, and 97, two (with directory names like: Microsoft.VisualStudio.OfficeDeveloperTools.MicrosoftIdentityExtensions.Msi,version=15.0.26208.0,chip=x64), with no indication on how to split them up into DVD-sized chunks (DVDs are still cheaper, harder to lose, and safer in transport than memory sticks).
Seriously?
Is that the way we do things, now?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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banana ware as ever ...
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Distributed computing. It's the latest fad.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I tried to find ISO image, too, and failed ...
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