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Mickeysoft gullibility award nominee!
Too bad, it's time for bed. Good night!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Tomorrow is another day, Root hog!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's from Monkey Island I don't see an exchange like that 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: It's from Monkey Island I don't see an exchange like that
Damn, but that fight was hard to win!
I should have used a walkthrough, but after two hours, I wasn't going to give in!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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soapbox stuff, this is not facebook.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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A grammar nazi is born!
BTW: there might just possibly maybe be a slight problem with the linky.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes. Here, at the lounge!
What will happen if you assign the session id (that one from the IIS) to the JavaScript links in your web page (dynamically)?
(No mercy in our new brave world  )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You will get cookies. Chocolate cookies!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The sky will fall on our heads.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Skynet?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Chicken Licken - this is Javascript we are talking about.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or we'll get hit in the face by a fish.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You will be teleported into a room, naked, with a thousand gorgeous women laughing at you.
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Pointing and laughing. Pointing and laughing.
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A young Lina Zavarone will appear on screen performing a tap-dance to Ivor Cutler's "I Believe in Bugs."
This will be followed by a JavaScriptHasGotItWrongAgainException being thrown (unless you're running Internet Explore in which case your browser will simply cease to respond).
Hope that helps.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hello World
Sin tack
the any key okay
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You end up with something a developer thinks is a solution to user-level caching but isn't, because IIS re-uses the session id when it is abandoned so you still risk getting the previous user data.
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Subtract 2 points from you for giving a practical answer. For shame!
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you find the one wrote that - please throw your answer at him... Hard!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Try your luck ... 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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What Me Worry ?
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That a total maniac developer is on the loose somewhere on our globe!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: total maniac developer is on the loose
I have done things.
Haven't you ?
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So have I.
But not those things.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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