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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That a total maniac developer is on the loose somewhere on our globe!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: total maniac developer is on the loose
I have done things.
Haven't you ?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So have I.
But not those things.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: But not those things.
Tell it to the judge.
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Sentence first, trial later? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... Liquid Nitrogen? 
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"Cashier has a point and gains four inches driving this farm equipment." (11)
The answer is Telehandler (one of those forklift machines with a telescopic boom).
I'll leave it for 30 mins in case anyone wants to attempt a solution.
Andy B
modified 8-Mar-17 8:44am.
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A cashier is a teller
and four inches (in horse height) is a hand
not sure where 'e' comes from
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Well done! E is a point of the compass (N,S,E,W).
Andy B
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Tursday. What will auto-correct choose?
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Ah, the day between Wednesday and Friday in Ireland.
This space for rent
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Tursday ==signature==> {a,d,r,s,t,u,y}
Tuesday ==signature==> {a,d,e,s,t,u,y}
Thursday ==signature==> {a,d,h,r,s,t,u,y}
1 letter of difference but one string has the same lenght and the other not. Even comparing the signatures (one of the most common algorithms to group words) the difference is greater. So I'd say Tuesday, unless additional heuristics correct the word.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Chrome suggests these:
Tuesday
Thursday
Saturday
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Tuesday (Google, chrome, Win10)
Tuesday but with a Thursday option (Google, Chrome, GBoard, Android)
Thursday, but with a Tuesday option - plus a Thursdays (Visual Studio "Spell Checker" extension)
Tuesday, with a Thursday and a Saturday option (LibreOffice)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Tuesday (Google, chrome, Win10)
To all those folk that say Win10 couldn't even tell you what day of the week it is, proof it can.
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It's a shame today is Wednesday.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Only one day out then, what do you expect, perfection?
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Off by one error?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The whole point is if auto-correct changed spellings on its own the outcome would pretty much be controlled by it.
A President could send a note to his Military General "Let's plan an attack on Tursday".
One can well imagine the rest!
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Aspell (via Notepad++) has a hard time to decide...
On the list:
Tuesday
Thursday
Tuesdays
Turds
Tussuad
Truda
Trudy
Thursdays
Tuesday's
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Someone has cast aspell on you!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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(aspell)megadaam;
Now on you too!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Clearly it's a load of shi turds
Sin tack
the any key okay
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'Guardate' 
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