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We introduced the FFDD 
(F***ing Fashion Driven Development)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: (F***ing Fashion Driven Development Disaster )
Think I got that right...
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All I have to say is: Elephant Elephanting Elephanted Elephanter Elephanting Elephantups Elephant Elephanting Elephanted Elephanting Elephantup Elephanting Elephanter's Elephant
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ah.
Javascript and VB project then?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Javascript and VB project then?
...and using MS Access as the backend database.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Add a piece in Java and one in C# because it has to be cross-platform.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Living the dream?[^]
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: Living the dream?[^]
Living the nightmare...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"No JavaScript frameworks were created during the writing of this article."
LOL. Can we be sure of that? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Love that article!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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colour ff0000 = new 000000();
Oh.
JS.
My sympathies.
colour ff0000 = new Colour(000000);
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It is more like:
myHead.color = rgb(128,0,128);
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not rgb(255,0,0)? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That would clash with his cravat.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't worry.
I'm sure they'll let you move up a rung to VB, soon.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... I love the instructions: Control Your Woman Remote Controller[^]
Instructions:
Point At Subject: Press Button: Hope For Best 
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Must be a great success: "We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock."
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I was trying to kick my Amazon habit and you had to make me look, I've now just added the following to my wish list.
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I saw that and loved some of the comments.
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Comments are great, even better is the buyers photos
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Maintenance Free!
Kind, Friendly, Lovable
Fun for the whole family!
Lightweight and easy to bring anywhere!
Sounds perfect to me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just received the Update on my Galaxy S7 Edge. I like it very much - Everything seems to appear cleaner, and sharper.
The notifications are in smaller text - Very good, since I tend to have quite a bit of them and now can see more at once on the lock screen.
All in all, a very pleasant experience so far.
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It updated on mine a couple of weeks ago. I am seriously impressed with the changes. Fonts are crisper. The notifications are a lot nicer. The edge panel has really improved performance wise. Folder management is a lot cleaner.
This space for rent
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I'm still on Gingerbread 2.3.6 (Galaxy ACE), and when I try to update it says, "No updates available". 
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Same here... How sad 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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