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Velociraptor?
Name means swift seizer in Latin.
Andy B
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That was quick! You are up tomorrow. 
Care to explain for those a little less rapid?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's known as the "speedy thief", and it's an anagram of "a tropic lover", yes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'll be on a plane on my way to Cuba! 
See you guys when I get back from a two week vacation 
I know you'll miss me guys and especially the ever popular SOTW, so I'll give you one early this week 
Yoko Shimomura - Somnus[^]
Ordered the soundtrack last week and I've been listening to it ever since
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'll be on a plane on my way to Cuba!
To where was the plane supposed to be flying?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Does it matter? The guy with the gun says where it's going. But it may go well, I don't think that Cuba sends him back to Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: I don't think that Cuba sends him back to Mordor.
But they might send him back to the Netherlands. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Last weekend there were more cars (with black/yellow license plates and 'NL' in a blue field) on the highway than I ever saw all the way between Soerendonk[^] and Rotterdam. And since Rossel is such a big fan of JavaScript, the language of Mordor which I will not utter here, I must conclude that this is an Orc invasion from Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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var rule = 'Ash nazg durbatulûk.';
var find = 'Ash nazg gimbatul.';
var bring = 'Ash nazg thrakatulûk';
var bind = 'Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.';
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Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travelers far from home,
They do not see what lies ahead
when sun has failed and moon is dead.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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You underestimate our Sander: he already knows he's going to Cuba. Therefore he knows already that the palne will be hijacked, thus he bought a far cheaper flight ticket to a nearer destination knowing that he will end up in Cuba. He's a smart lad.
Besides, if he plays it dramatic he can even get part of the ransom an have a fully paid vacation!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: he knows already that the palne will be hijacked
Maybe I AM the hijacker
Or maybe I'm the high jacker... 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Or maybe I'm the high jacker...
You're from NL, I thought you were always high!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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We always miss you... and that's the reason you're still here  
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Enjoy your holidays Sander! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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Thanks!
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I'm glad your tourist dollars will eventually make it back to the country's wonderful government, who treat it's people so well.
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It could be worse.
I'm told the people are nice and they welcome everyone.
And they get free health care.
I know some super powers who aren't as friendly (anymore) 
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Because it requires JavaScript and Flash?
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I checked the first option in this week's survey. Nuff said.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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xkcd: Hell[^]
Posted 2010-4-7.
The version you posted was published 2010-4-10.
You are about 7 years late on this one.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Tetris?
Rubic's cube?
Have we gone back to the 70s again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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