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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: perhaps produce humans that are better adapted to the rigors of deep space for long voyages to other star systems.
Or Wales.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm hoping for dragons but a shark that can get a warm meal is a good start 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: I think the last step, the artificial womb
The Axlotl Tank?
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Actually, I was remembering a movie where they had invented a mechanical womb and they ended up growing a monster which killed them all, poetic end huh? I can't remember which movie it was but the idea was pretty frightening. I figure that it will be very hard to create one but not impossible.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Like in the TV series Incorporated. You design your baby and then buy a gestator to avoid the hassles of pregnancy.
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Zo {sniff} der belofed Fuhrer vill soon be among us vunce more! {sniff} Pliez to me der henkerchief passen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I Just posted this
Notice the first code listing has a 'PRE' in the middle of it, and not all of the code is formatted.
I've been putting PRE tags around my code, and removing all blank lines.
Anything else I'm doing wrong?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Kevin Marois wrote: Anything else I'm doing wrong?
Yeah, posting this in the Lounge instead of bugs n sugs 
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It's not a bug or a suggestion. It's a question.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Yeah, but that's where you usually go for any site related questions.
Anyway, your code is a bit hard to read, but it seems like $ is undefined. Have you included jQuery on your page and are you sure it's loaded before your own JavaScript runs?
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Sander Rossel wrote: Anyway, your code is a bit hard to read, but it seems like $ is undefined. Have you included jQuery on your page and are you sure it's loaded before your own JavaScript runs?
I don't know. Can we discuss on the Web forum? Explain what you mean over there please.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Kevin Marois wrote: It's not a bug or a suggestion. It's a question.
In that case, it goes here: QA[^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Just a little encoding in your code snippets. Change < to <, and so on
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Oh god! My eyes!!!!
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I feel the need to discorporate.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Over on insider news, Kent posted this: New Zealand will pay for your holiday if you agree to a job interview in Wellington[^]
Out of curiosity, I did some searching and found that tech salaries in New Zealand are relatively low [EDIT: specifically in Wellington], at least as reported on various sites. Is New Zealand having trouble attracting talent? If so, wouldn't offering more money be helpful?
modified 3-Mar-17 19:47pm.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Is New Zealand having trouble attracting talent?
On the up side their birds are dirty[^]...(SFW)
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Did you know they have the shortest beak of all birds?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is this one of those QI things?
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Yep!
They are measured from the nostril to the end of the beak, and the Kiwi has its nostrils right at the tip.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's not the size that matters.... 
Jeremy Falcon
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Another of your small pecker comments?
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