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Easy.
Just say "Thank God we don't live in Medieaval times", and turn the light on.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If we do not live in medieval times, why should we thank God?
And al-Khwārizmī - who lived even before - was able to solve it without electricity...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Make a pile of all the coins.
Take 14 from there to make the second pile.
Turn all the coins in the second pile upside down.
the pile: H:270 T:14
two piles: H:270-t T:t; H:t T:14-t (t is whatever number of tails in the big pile)
upside down the small pile: H:270-t T:t; H:14-t T:t (Done).
Ooh, ooh.
(Anyone notice the error in my answer to the ant on the rope? - should have been exp(100)-1 seconds. I had stopped the ant at the starting point of the other post rather than where it had moved to. - So I now agree with the other responder except I think he used 364 days in a year??)
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Member 12255252 wrote: Anyone notice the error in my answer to the ant on the rope?
Yes, we all noticed. That's why we don't believe anything you say, any more.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm sure nothing can go wrong from us playing God. /sarcasm
Jeremy Falcon
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God was once approached by a scientist who said, “Listen God, we’ve decided we don’t need you anymore. These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.”
God replied, “Don’t need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test. Why don’t we have a competition to see who can make a human being, say, a male human being.”
The scientist agrees, so God declares they should do it like he did in the good old days when he created Adam.
“Fine” says the scientist as he bends down to scoop up a handful of dirt.”
“Whoa!” says God, shaking his head in disapproval. “Not so fast. You get your own dirt.”
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Pualee wrote: You get your own dirt.
Jeremy Falcon
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I love that one, but I am a sort of believer in the oneness of matter and mind, and occasionally matter manifests out from mind, and the details of the matter are those of projection, so the closer you look, the more detail you see, i.e. in the beginning, there was only awareness, and after incredibly much division and projection from that first, unified awareness, we finally have details like minds, bodies, and dust.
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You still need the mind to come from somewhere.
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The mind arises spontaneously out of what the universe is made of, an indescribable quantum flux that has potential for both mind and matter.
If you ask who or what made that, I'll invoke Occam's Razor and say it just always was.
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I agree and disagree with what you're saying. Gotta love paradoxes.
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Ain't that the Truth! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
I also have a great love of mystery. I am in fact officially what would be called a Christian Mystic, leaning to the Gnostic side.
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That's one more step closer to full cloning. I think the last step, the artificial womb, will be the hardest but once that's overcome, we're going to see a lot of weird results from genetic tinkering.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Reminds of 3001 (I think that's the one where humans can genetically alter themselves to look like anything at all.
Hopefully, it will be beneficial - perhaps produce humans that are better adapted to the rigors of deep space for long voyages to other star systems.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: perhaps produce humans that are better adapted to the rigors of deep space for long voyages to other star systems.
Or Wales.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm hoping for dragons but a shark that can get a warm meal is a good start 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: I think the last step, the artificial womb
The Axlotl Tank?
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Actually, I was remembering a movie where they had invented a mechanical womb and they ended up growing a monster which killed them all, poetic end huh? I can't remember which movie it was but the idea was pretty frightening. I figure that it will be very hard to create one but not impossible.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Like in the TV series Incorporated. You design your baby and then buy a gestator to avoid the hassles of pregnancy.
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Zo {sniff} der belofed Fuhrer vill soon be among us vunce more! {sniff} Pliez to me der henkerchief passen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I Just posted this
Notice the first code listing has a 'PRE' in the middle of it, and not all of the code is formatted.
I've been putting PRE tags around my code, and removing all blank lines.
Anything else I'm doing wrong?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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