|
QUICK MATH
It took 10 days for 10 men to build a wall 10 foot high, 10 inch thick and 10 miles long...
How many days it will take for 5 men?
(I know. No 29th this year. It is for me nice - a present...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
No time at all, it's already built.
Just act like managers, and grab the credit.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
And Mexico is going to pay for it. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
Unless it's to the East, in which case Europe will happily cough up the spondulicks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
10 days if you whip them hard enough
This space for rent
|
|
|
|
|
I see you have finished the advanced management class[^]...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
I guess the proper "modern management" answer would be:
Quote: "Downsize three of them to scare the other two into working harder, then outsource the production to China, grab your bonus, exercise your stock options on the uptick, and flee the scene before it all falls down around your ears."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
22 days.
If it takes 10 men 10 days then it takes 100 man days to do 100% of the work.
So 1 man day = 1% of the work.
5 men = 5% per of the work per day so it will take 20 days to do 100% of the work
1 day for planning and 1 day for a retrospective every two weeks so 14 days man days are required for 12 man days of progress, so the final result is 22 days.
|
|
|
|
|
Is it catch 22 or you would sign a contract on it?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
I would like to invite all software developers to take part in my survey. Target group: developers working in a team that is developing software commercially.
I would be very grateful for your participation as well as the transfer of the survey to your friends. Please do not forward it to your own team members, so I only get one statement per team.
The survey:
https://survey.uni-hannover.de/index.php/694456/lang-en
(choose english or german version)
Thank you!
Hendrik Leßmann
|
|
|
|
|
What's in it for us?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Cookies!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
|
|
|
|
|
Wiv Choklit chips? :nomnomnom:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
A battery backup that does not need testing? 
|
|
|
|
|
Oi' Griff - do you need some cream for that burn? 
This space for rent
|
|
|
|
|
Slacker007 wrote: does not need testing?
Exactly. Just like the airbags in his (you-know-who) car!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
|
|
|
|
|
The honour of seeing your company - Boaty McBoatface industries - recognised for its team-management process.
|
|
|
|
|
Hendrik Leßmann wrote: Please do not forward it to your own team members, so I only get one statement per team
But all my team on CP...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
Hendrik, first of all, welcome to Code Project. It's exciting isn't it, first day on the site and you're already posting in the Lounge?
A couple of things - I see that you have posted twice here but only one is showing. Just to reassure you about what's happened - the spam filter kicks in on posts with links and, as a new user, your posts will be picked up to check. This is nothing to worry about as posts go to a moderation queue which the more active site members check with some regularity (please remember that we're all volunteers so it may take a little while to get to). If we think something isn't spam, we'll approve it so that it gets shown.
I appreciate that you are interested in answers from developers here but there are some things you will need to consider. The first problem is that you haven't told us what your survey actually is, how long it is, or what the purpose is for your thesis. The next problem; as you can imagine, this is generally a very active forum and surveys come up from time to time, which could well increase in frequency if we become known as a site where the members answer surveys. We generally lead very busy lives and come to the Lounge to kick back.
Unfortunately, the fact that you are a new member here counts against you. It could well be that this is the first time you have heard of Code Project and that you just happened to have a survey that you wanted to answer on the day you joined. It does look, however, like you joined the site for the express purpose of getting us to answer this survey. As you can probably appreciate, that's not guaranteed to get on our good side as there's little indication from this that you are likely to stick around Code Project to help out writing articles or answering questions (or even asking well thought out questions which can be just as valuable). I also find it a touch offputting that you posted your question and then haven't stuck around to comment on the replies; this doesn't say that you are very interested in participating on the site so you can't be surprised if we don't go out of our way for you.
I wish you well in your thesis but, as it currently stands, I won't be taking part in your survey.
This space for rent
|
|
|
|
|
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: you haven't told us what your survey actually is, how long it is
Tooooo long... with questions of 2 and 3 lines!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
Oh dear. 
This space for rent
|
|
|
|
|
I agree - way too long. I'd rather answer that German kid's survey than read Pete's gigantic comment.
|
|
|
|
|
Software Zen: delete this;
|
|
|
|
|
Are they at least multiple choice, preferably with a auto-fill button?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Message Closed
modified 2-Mar-17 16:03pm.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
