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This looks my car's gear system and the optimal speed it drove.
1st gear and 2nd gear always felt like it was in Gear 3
3rd gear was always like 5th
4th gear was only functional as prescribed
5th gear always felt like it was on 4th
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Dyslexia or myopia.
Maybe even some astigmatism thrown in for good measure.
Take your pick
(You should post this at a regular time every day, and preferably twice daily 12 hours apart, for those who sleep at the correct time. And in all seriousness this is probably the only 'of the day' I read)
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Nighthowler wrote: You should post this at a regular time every day
I post it when I have the time, and occasionally miss it (like last Thursday)...
I have my own timezone, and sometimes I even sleep...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I know that you know, but other readers probably don't. Every number in Hungarian is a word on it's own. So a number like 1,234,567 is written out as egymilliókétszázharmincnégyezerötszázhatvanhét. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Gesundheit!
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Counting in hungarian is easy, if you know a billion [milliárd] that's it. You know as many hungarian words as you can count to.
egy one
millió million
két two [short form of kettő]
száz hundred
harminc thirty [10, 20 & 30 have special numbers]
négy four
ezer thousand
öt five
száz [hundred]
hat six
van [-tens 40-90 are the number followed by van \ ven]
hét seven
Add in nyolc[8], kilenc[9], tíz[10] and húsz[20] and now you can count hungarians! [results may vary, always read the label]
veni bibi saltavi
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Is there an app for that?
I'd bluddy need one!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They once forgot to fasten the spark plugs after replacing them and on my next trip they started to pop out of the motor like out of a champagne bottle.
Honestly, that was no less than an attempt at your life. If I were you, I would go and fasten their nuts a little.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: fasten unscrew their nuts
FTFY.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: CDP1802 wrote: fasten unscrew impact-drive their nuts
FTFY.
Alternative in case of access problems.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thanks guys  . You have made my Monday less Monday.
Software Zen: delete this;
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CDP1802 wrote: that was no less than an attempt at your life.
Hmm ... you think they employ a mole from the VB Mafia? Could be ... 
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Or the Java scriptors?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nah. They would have overtightened someone else's wheel nuts by mistake
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Taken nearby the crash-down: vengeance[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He doesn't have any stripes, so he must be a follower.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yay Kornfeld! Sheep Power!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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On a previous car of mine the forgot to tighten the bleeding screw after changing the brake fluid
At first you don't really notice it if you're driving sensibly, since cars tend to have at least two brake circuits, but sooner or later you run out of liquid...
I never even got an excuse, just a lot of excuses, if you get my drift.
But I made sure they lost a lot of customers on that mistake.
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Oil is even better. This happened to a friend and the police just had to follow the trail to find out whom to send the bill for cleaning a few miles of road.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 27-Feb-17 5:57am.
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Its revenge for all those software bugs you missed.
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A few years ago, the idiots changed the oil in my car, but failed to tighten the filter properly. The first I knew of it was when the "oil level" light came on. Luckily I was near a garage at the time...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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And for this excellent service they charge more per hour than I do... 
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I kinda like whales, they're big an majestic and they sing.
Sheep on the other hand I will avoid ... 
How you could ever mistake a whale for a sheep is beyond me ... 
![Sheep | [baah]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
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Quote: Fortunately, I don't drive cars fast - motorcycles are a different matter
Sure.
I worried every time I have had my bike serviced.
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