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Mark Parity26-Feb-17 23:34

Mark Parity

26-Feb-17 23:34

Its revenge for all those software bugs you missed. Big Grin | :-D

Daniel Pfeffer26-Feb-17 23:44

Daniel Pfeffer

26-Feb-17 23:44

A few years ago, the idiots changed the oil in my car, but failed to tighten the filter properly. The first I knew of it was when the "oil level" light came on. Luckily I was near a garage at the time...

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

OriginalGriff26-Feb-17 23:55

OriginalGriff

26-Feb-17 23:55

And for this excellent service they charge more per hour than I do... Wink | ;)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

V.27-Feb-17 1:27

27-Feb-17 1:27

I kinda like whales, they're big an majestic and they sing.
Sheep on the other hand I will avoid ... Poke tongue | ;-P

How you could ever mistake a whale for a sheep is beyond me ... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

CPallini27-Feb-17 2:00

CPallini

27-Feb-17 2:00

Quote:
Fortunately, I don't drive cars fast - motorcycles are a different matter

Sure.
I worried every time I have had my bike serviced.

Mark_Wallace27-Feb-17 2:57

27-Feb-17 2:57

OriginalGriff wrote:
You might want to stay away from South Wales for a few days

Golly, that's the worst typo for "decades" I've seen in da... ~~deco~~... a long time.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

patbob27-Feb-17 6:31

patbob

27-Feb-17 6:31

Please, check the wheel itself and the studs for the lug nuts -- those often get mangled when a wheel is loose like that. You may need a new wheel and new studs for it to bolt on with. If you can, don't trust the shop that did the mistake to assess the damage -- replacing the studs is a painful, expensive job on most cars, so they may try to opt out of that repair even if it's needed.

We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

CCC OTD 2017-02-27

Duncan Edwards Jones26-Feb-17 22:13

Duncan Edwards Jones

26-Feb-17 22:13

A slender face card in the upper case? You may need these to solve this clue.
(8,4)

Re: CCC OTD 2017-02-27

Mark_Wallace26-Feb-17 22:26

Garfield by Jim Davis for Feb 27, 2017 | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com[^]

26-Feb-17 22:26

I don't wear hats.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Re: CCC OTD 2017-02-27

PeejayAdams26-Feb-17 22:35

PeejayAdams

26-Feb-17 22:35

Thinking caps

Slender = THIN
Face Card = KING
Upper-case CAPS

Slogans aren't solutions.

Re: CCC OTD 2017-02-27

Duncan Edwards Jones26-Feb-17 22:39

Duncan Edwards Jones

26-Feb-17 22:39

Is the correct answer - well done

We all love Monday!

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter26-Feb-17 21:17

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

26-Feb-17 21:17

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Re: We all love Monday!

CDP180226-Feb-17 23:20

CDP1802

26-Feb-17 23:20

He can't be vinced.[^] Smile | :)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Re: We all love Monday!

Marc Clifton27-Feb-17 2:05

Marc Clifton

27-Feb-17 2:05

You have no idea how totally appropriate that is today.

Marc

V.A.P.O.R.ware - Visual Assisted Programming / Organizational Representation

Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802

RIP Bill Paxton

Brisingr Aerowing26-Feb-17 15:25

Brisingr Aerowing

26-Feb-17 15:25

Bill Paxton, Star of ‘Big Love’ and Action Blockbusters, Dies at 61[^]

Rose | [Rose]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

Dominic Burford26-Feb-17 18:30

Dominic Burford

26-Feb-17 18:30

Game over man, game over - RIP Bill Paxton Rose | [Rose]

"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare

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Nagy Vilmos26-Feb-17 22:28

Nagy Vilmos

26-Feb-17 22:28

He'll always be Chet to me.

veni bibi saltavi

Mark_Wallace26-Feb-17 22:32

26-Feb-17 22:32

Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
Must put Independence Day out of my head
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Nagy Vilmos26-Feb-17 22:36

Nagy Vilmos

26-Feb-17 22:36

Hope this helps.

veni bibi saltavi

Mark_Wallace26-Feb-17 22:42

26-Feb-17 22:42

Yup. Remember the good, not the godawful.

This[^], too.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!