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Jochen Arndt wrote: turning the steering wheel counterclockwise moves the vehicle leftwards
Sounds like regular steering to me. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You should use "widdershins[^]" and "deasil[^]" to avoid all confusion. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So...
Quote: The steering mechanism is reversed (turning the steering wheel deasil moves the vehicle sinisterly, widdershins steers dexterly)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's it! That's so much clearer than the original. No possibility of confusion there.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Surely it depends on whether you are travelling hubwards or rimwards.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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And you have to push the tiller to the starboard side to turn to the port side 
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Jochen Arndt wrote: And you have to push the tiller to the starboard side to turn to the port side
Exactly.
If you're left handed, then spin the steering wheel down for a left turn and spin it up for a right turn.
Vice-versa for right-handers.
This should all be clear for any user. 
However, if you find yourself steering while facing out the back of the car, then please reverse all directions. 
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raddevus wrote: if you find yourself steering while facing out the back of the car
Backward Sports Car - MythBusters[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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Fresh from the bug fixing front. The customer wrote this:
"... verschinden von Benutzern..."
If he had written it this way, it would only mean that some users don't appear in some view anymore:
"... verschwinden von Benutzern..."
Otherwise, 'schinden' would mean to torture or slowly execute the users, team leads and managers in this case. Now to guess which of the two he actually wants...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Get started on the torture phase - if anyone asks, you can you were just obeying orders! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm no good at that kind of stuff, but I know someone...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Always a good idea to employ the experts!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She actually likes it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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She'll probably do it cheap then. Even better!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"She"?
Then you need two experts -- the second with a movie camera.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: just obeying orders!
So you got the finger (i.e., thumbs up).
And I'm proud to be ashamed of that!
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[nit-pick = on]
"schinden" has to be translated as maltreat or mistreat.
"verschinden" is not really an nowadays existing German word (it might be found in old texts).
If I would have to explain the meaning I would use "verhunzen" or "verpfuschen" = bungle or butcher or "verunstalten" = deface.
And yes, butcher can be killing (execute) but should be not interpreted that way here.
[nit-pick = off]
Talking about users I would prefer deface here
I'll get my coat
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to leave work and prepare for the weekend.
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Jochen Arndt wrote: "schinden" has to be translated as maltreat or mistreat.
True, just read about it and learned that all kinds of unclean jobs, icluding disposing of animal carcasses, were left to the guy who did all the dirty work: The executioner.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Jochen Arndt wrote: Talking about users I would prefer deface here
But surely cutting their face off would count as torture? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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CDP1802 wrote: Now to guess which of the two he actually wants...
Just to be on the safe side, do both.
This can easily be accomplished by requiring they access the application through FleeceBook.
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Google Translate says both of those phrases translate to:
translate.google.com: Disappear from users
Maybe they are using google translate?
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More accurately it would mean 'disappearance of users', but with the missing 'w' it probably assumes that to be a typo (which it indeed is). If you look at the other replies, you could nitpick about the word 'schinden' and not commonly using it as 'verschinden', but I just don't want that to be in the way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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