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Do Lambs watch Fox ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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You really rammed that pun down our throats.
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Reading this 20 hours late because I read the previous one 20 hours to early.
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You're going to get the time machine working next week then?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, people have been time travelling since the stone age... Because I time traveled back from 2057 with a time machine and explained them how to use it. Not in our current timeline of course 
Too bad I never got to go back to the present because the software threw a NullReference exception 
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OriginalGriff wrote: foxes watch Ewe Tube
Wouldn't that be the rams? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Jochen Arndt wrote: turning the steering wheel counterclockwise moves the vehicle leftwards
Sounds like regular steering to me.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You should use "widdershins[^]" and "deasil[^]" to avoid all confusion. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So...
Quote: The steering mechanism is reversed (turning the steering wheel deasil moves the vehicle sinisterly, widdershins steers dexterly)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's it! That's so much clearer than the original. No possibility of confusion there.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Surely it depends on whether you are travelling hubwards or rimwards.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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And you have to push the tiller to the starboard side to turn to the port side 
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Jochen Arndt wrote: And you have to push the tiller to the starboard side to turn to the port side
Exactly.
If you're left handed, then spin the steering wheel down for a left turn and spin it up for a right turn.
Vice-versa for right-handers.
This should all be clear for any user. 
However, if you find yourself steering while facing out the back of the car, then please reverse all directions. 
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raddevus wrote: if you find yourself steering while facing out the back of the car
Backward Sports Car - MythBusters[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Fresh from the bug fixing front. The customer wrote this:
"... verschinden von Benutzern..."
If he had written it this way, it would only mean that some users don't appear in some view anymore:
"... verschwinden von Benutzern..."
Otherwise, 'schinden' would mean to torture or slowly execute the users, team leads and managers in this case. Now to guess which of the two he actually wants...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Get started on the torture phase - if anyone asks, you can you were just obeying orders! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm no good at that kind of stuff, but I know someone...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Always a good idea to employ the experts!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She actually likes it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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She'll probably do it cheap then. Even better!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"She"?
Then you need two experts -- the second with a movie camera.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: just obeying orders!
So you got the finger (i.e., thumbs up).
And I'm proud to be ashamed of that!
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